sparklet Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 If you are selected to be on BB here are 10 Donts you do not want to do in BB 1. Never tell BB to suck any part of your anatomy. 2. Do not make deals in endurance competitions. 3. Try to broad your vacabulary F and MF should only be used once in a sentence 4. No baby talking please! 5. Never turn your back to the cameras or give the production crew the middle finger in the DR especially over a leotard. 6. Never go around boasting how you look better than everyone else. 7. Never have Sex in the house! If the viewers wanted to watch porno they would rent of buy it... 8. Never call anyone a Judas in POV meeting and not use the POV 9. Never add on to Julie's name. 10. Make sure you are really in a showmance before taking revenge for someone else who has been voted out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 omg sparklet thank you so much for the belly laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 11. Never pick your nose. 12. Don't chew with your mouth open. 13. Never assume the camera is not on you and on another hg. Good thread, Sparklet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 You forgot: When someone plays you big time, don't try to use the same play on someone else an hour later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Good Stuff!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 When you are on live TV hanging from a vine don't say ouch my balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdatwork Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Great posts!! Needed that laugh. No. 12 is the one that would cause me to get kicked out of the house. I would only be able to take that for so long before I knocked the crap out of someone smacking like Keesha does with her candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklet Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 Thank You Guys!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena28 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Just want to add to this wonderful post: No baby talk and no fake British accents. Only cry once a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklet Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 I counted everyones that made a comment 17. Dumb conclusions doesnt make someone a plant. 18. If you become HOH and you think someone is AP and you dont do anything during your reign about it SHUT UP YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY ...Dont bring it back up when you are on the block! 19. U break it you clean it..If things dont go your way, Please dont destroy the house! 20. If your name is not a replacement on the block, then Dont pitch a fit...Be thankful it is not u on the block instead! (idiot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopped_liva Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Not wash your hands after using the bathroom, cause posters will eat you alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Love #17, sparklet! Watch previous season of the show and try to understand some of the basic elements of the show. Backdooring being a good place to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 never never expect the unexpected... or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedOne Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Don't watch yourself in the mirror every other minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseygirl17 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Don't trust anyone just lie and say you do (even if they try and prove it.) Don't repeat what others tell you. Don't tell about your life outside BB unless you want it used against you. Don't play the religion card or give your word on it unless you are not really religious to begin with. Don't evict the weak players first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Don't play the religion card or give your word on it unless you are not really religious to begin with. :animated_rotfl: :animated_rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast49 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Love this thread! Food for thought though....why was the guy who farted and belched on cue and the nose picker the last 2 to win BB? Hmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 why was the guy who farted and belched on cue and the nose picker the last 2 to win BB? Hmmmm It was a BB conspiracy? America loves farters and nose pickers? Adam was a hot, sexy hunk of man? Oh, now I made myself gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 adam... .. im speachless.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gertrude Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Thanks for the laughs Sparklet & fellow BBer's! I learned this season (from when they forgot to go to fish), that there is a BB Golden Rule: PRODUCTION is everything, Cast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 why was the guy who farted and belched on cue and the nose picker the last 2 to win BB? Hmmmm? he was smart to bring extra cigs for others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunnyBunny Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Don't talk about how the DR tries to steer the game the way they want it, or sing or try to amuse yourself in any way, it will only lead to a FOTH and many angry post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara5229 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Great post.. too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 when hoh do not force the hg to evict a hg that everyone wanted out anyway in order to keep the more likable hg in the game eg. michelle pushing libra eviction what a dummy jmho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 when hoh do not force hg to evict a evict hg that everyone want out anyway in order to keep the more likable hg in the game eg. michelle pushing libra eviction what a dummy jmho Sorry I did not understand what you were saying. Can you explain better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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