ElleNaturelle Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Jerry, I'm tired of YOU hiding behind ME. Signed, Your military get up .............. Jerry, You broke your promise to Brian because of 8 HGs who can't stand you. Dan "broke his" to you because thousands of Americans told him to. Who's Judas now? Signed, A former fan whose cheer you lost because you're so damn hypocritical and foul mouthed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hnybny91 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Jerry, Please use me to look up the following words.... Hypocrite Bitter Bully Sincerely, Webster's Dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Good post, ElleNaturalle.....the worst thing about Jerry was he swore on Semper Fi. This was one Marine to another (Brian). I think Jerry is a few cards short of a deck! Jerry's Body to Jerry: "You said Dan has the worst body in the house? Dan, the track runner, the lap swimmer?????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsDunn Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 . . . . I thought Brian was Air Force . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Could've been. I just remember Jerry swearing on his Semper Fi. Does Jerry think swearing on Semper Fi to an Air Force man is OK? I'm pretty sure Brian served time in Iraq and Jerry was in Korea. So they were swearing Veteran to Veteran. Jerry should not be going on about anyone else going against his word. Dan did not swear on anything to Jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I know! I'm glad they showed how casual Dan was about it all in the pool. Jerry "instructed" him who to vote for and all Dan did was say, "ya ok". Heck, he was probably avoiding an arguement... I guess that backfired though lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Yo a'ight dis is fo yo Michelle, Ay, lesten up yo, dis is yo fucha speakin a'ight. Please don't go out wiff ya boy Matty afta de chow k? If yo alls do and yo do da wild thang then ain't no one gunna be ables to undastands me yo if yo alls have kids. Yo's truly, Yo's fucha kid p.s Ay, yo boy Dan was right, da Rs really aws hawd yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemille Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Elle what you dont realize is that all the r they dont say just end up in words without r's... For example....Can you do me a fava (Favor) ???? Go to Favyor (Fayva-a shoe store) and get me some shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Oh! Thanks, I'll edit it now. Hrmm, I don't know if that's better. I'm having trouble dumbing myself down to the appropriate level Sheesh, you would think knowing me it would be easier than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Michelle I don't appreciate being exploited for your entertainment and for what you think America wants as entertainment when you go to bed. If I wanted a baby voice I'd suck up some helium. If I wanted to be on a talk show I would have signed up for one. PLEASE put me back in my 50's room where I can relax on the pink bed and not worry about you abusing me. Fed up- Holly the stuffed poodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarmenPantera Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Dan, You can do this!You are a smart man! you are a strong man!Sure things are a little rough right now, but nothing good is ever easy!Get back up, dust yourself off and hold your head up high! God is behind you!America is behind you!Go get em! Sincerely, Your Pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwishes Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Jerry, No one wants to listen to your BS and you are not the King. Please step back, shut up and PUT ME BACK IN THE BOX!! Signed, POV Medal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstronomEric Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Dear Michelle, So sorry to have to leave you. I will always love your body and that lovely accent you have. Dont ever forget me! Signed, "This is what I get, a F***ing Leo-tahhd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Dear Michelle...And I thought Jen BB8 had like the stinkiest butt on Earth. Even worse than Shebot BB9...and then there was you....See Ya, Wouldn't Wana Be Ya... Seriously, Red Unitard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktbruin Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Dear Michelle, You are not entitled to me. You came in 5th. And, much to your surprise, mothers visit me all the time. (And they aren't skanks or whores). You can visit me if you win, Hawaii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Jerry: Will you PLEASE stop staring at me. My CBS medical coverage does not include the therapy sessions I am going to need if you insist on staring at me for hours. The Washing Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Mr. Ollie, In order to continue to play the game of BB, you will need to leave Planet Delusional and return to Earth for awhile. After your eviction, which should be within the next few weeks, you will be able to return to Delusional to continue your HOmance and wait for the calls from HO-llywood. If you could find a way to return within the next 48 hours, it would be appreciated. Thank you, Planet Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 OMG straycat that was excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Renny Do something, anything to avoid our encounter this Thursday. The Front Door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Dear Ol' Jerry, Please watch where you're going. I am not a dumping pond for old coots. Now I have to go sterilize myself, i KNOW where your hands have been! not feeling so clean anymore, the pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Dear Jerry Please STOP!! I'm tired, sore and swollen. Your pickin, proding and poking are more than I can take. Your Nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Dear Jerry A kleenex is for boogers....not us.... The furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZuZuMamou Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Dear Jerry, We'd like you to know that while we appreciate your affection, we cannot reciprocate as we find our job of covering your snot balls rubbed off on the table extremely distasteful. The Place Mats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 HEY JERRY, It's me, the bathroom soap. After you've used the can use me!! Oh, and there is a box of Kleenex here too that wants to have a word with you. SINCERELY, I really really mean this. Dove Bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Jewwy...I wuv ou!!! Wish I could have one of youwre Booger Burgers! From: Michelle's Black and White Photo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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