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Letters From Inanimate Objects To Bb10 Houseguests


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April and Ollie,

NO NO NO NO NO NO (screaming in agony) please don't come up here.

Signed,

The HOH bed

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Dear April and Ollie,

Please use a condom, even if it's only for this week... I don't think I like what will be put into me if you don't...

signed,

The washing machine

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Dear Bottle,

Thanks for forgetting to mention that steroids stunt the height of growing adolescents, masculinize women, and alter sex characteristics of men. Anabolic steroids can lead to premature heart attacks, strokes, liver tumors, kidney failure and serious psychiatric problems...not to mention....

My Little Head!

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Dear Big Brother:

I am sooooo last year!!!!

Unless you can get the folks at Project Runway to use me as a challenge than please leave me out of future competitions.

The Red Unitard

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Hey Houseguests!

Will you please stop screaming at each other and pay some attention to me??!!

Yours if you'll have me,

THE BIRTHDAY CAKE

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LOL Kat I was thinking the same thing for a minute... Then I thought oh man Oldguy better be careful what he says... There's a lot of ladies that would take em... He's a cutie...

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To: April's Birth Canal

Re: Inanimate Activity

We are sorry to inform that you do not qualify as an inanimate object.

In fact, there has been so much activity in your region that there are experts analyzing the 24/7 Big Brother coverage in an attempt to see if there is a correlation to recent seismic and wild fire events in and around the LA area.

Sincerely,

The Big Brother Letters to Inanimate Objects Rulebook

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lol cute! I think it's hilarious that they thought the earthquake was part of the game. It's funny...but then it's really not. Ya they're not supposed to know about outside events, but when the earth moves for real, shouldn't they have a right to know?

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When the earth moves for real, you'd think they'd be smart enough to know.

To: April's Birth Canal

Re: Inanimate Activity

We are sorry to inform that you do not qualify as an inanimate object.

In fact, there has been so much activity in your region that there are experts analyzing the 24/7 Big Brother coverage in an attempt to see if there is a correlation to recent seismic and wild fire events in and around the LA area.

Sincerely,

The Big Brother Letters to Inanimate Objects Rulebook w.

:smilielol::animated_rotfl:

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To: April's Birth Canal

Re: Inanimate Activity

We are sorry to inform that you do not qualify as an inanimate object.

In fact, there has been so much activity in your region that there are experts analyzing the 24/7 Big Brother coverage in an attempt to see if there is a correlation to recent seismic and wild fire events in and around the LA area.

Sincerely,

The Big Brother Letters to Inanimate Objects Rulebook

:animated_rotfl: You got me! That's a good one!

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