LenRay Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 To: Ollie and April "And you thought that Earthquake was bad??? Thanks to you two all I do is shake, rattle and roll...24/7!!!!" From: The bed springs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris1710 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Dear Angie: You can't go now, we were getting so close (sob), I feel like a part of me is leaving with you. The backyard couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Dear Angie So sorry that catty bi+ch got you evicted. I feel so broken Steven's heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris1710 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 TOUCHE! From: chris1710's 34th post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Dear Michelle: WHY COULDN'T YOU STAY IN LONGER??? WHY!???!? DO you see who i have to put up with all week now? I'm cringing already... -The HOH bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 April and Ollie, NO NO NO NO NO NO (screaming in agony) please don't come up here. Signed, The HOH bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Dear April and Ollie, Please use a condom, even if it's only for this week... I don't think I like what will be put into me if you don't... signed, The washing machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstronomEric Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Jessie, excercise my muscles too! Signed, Jessie's tiny head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast49 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Dear Bottle, Thanks for forgetting to mention that steroids stunt the height of growing adolescents, masculinize women, and alter sex characteristics of men. Anabolic steroids can lead to premature heart attacks, strokes, liver tumors, kidney failure and serious psychiatric problems...not to mention.... My Little Head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrowneyedpea Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Dear BB10 Producers, Please dump us in the pool......these houseguests are boring as heck! The Goldfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Dear Big Brother: I am sooooo last year!!!! Unless you can get the folks at Project Runway to use me as a challenge than please leave me out of future competitions. The Red Unitard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Hey Houseguests! Will you please stop screaming at each other and pay some attention to me??!! Yours if you'll have me, THE BIRTHDAY CAKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeCiMom Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'll have you, oldguy. Oh, wait. It's the birthday cake. Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 LOL Kat I was thinking the same thing for a minute... Then I thought oh man Oldguy better be careful what he says... There's a lot of ladies that would take em... He's a cutie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 He is a cutie. And witty. Can't beat that combo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharonda99 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Dear Ollie: You again? Love, April's birth canal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockdude Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Dear Ollie: Thanks for not embarrassing your parents like you promised. Ignored and dusty, your Bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 To: April's Birth Canal Re: Inanimate Activity We are sorry to inform that you do not qualify as an inanimate object. In fact, there has been so much activity in your region that there are experts analyzing the 24/7 Big Brother coverage in an attempt to see if there is a correlation to recent seismic and wild fire events in and around the LA area. Sincerely, The Big Brother Letters to Inanimate Objects Rulebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 "I HAVE DECIDED TO RETURN TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF BB11....AND THE HGs WILL THINK IT'S PART OF THE GAME..." 'LOST' BOOK OF NEW TESTAMENT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 lol cute! I think it's hilarious that they thought the earthquake was part of the game. It's funny...but then it's really not. Ya they're not supposed to know about outside events, but when the earth moves for real, shouldn't they have a right to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 When the earth moves for real, you'd think they'd be smart enough to know. To: April's Birth Canal Re: Inanimate Activity We are sorry to inform that you do not qualify as an inanimate object. In fact, there has been so much activity in your region that there are experts analyzing the 24/7 Big Brother coverage in an attempt to see if there is a correlation to recent seismic and wild fire events in and around the LA area. Sincerely, The Big Brother Letters to Inanimate Objects Rulebook w. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharonda99 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 To: April's Birth Canal Re: Inanimate Activity We are sorry to inform that you do not qualify as an inanimate object. In fact, there has been so much activity in your region that there are experts analyzing the 24/7 Big Brother coverage in an attempt to see if there is a correlation to recent seismic and wild fire events in and around the LA area. Sincerely, The Big Brother Letters to Inanimate Objects Rulebook You got me! That's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Damn April, Please get me outta here! It's dark and stinky! I can't breath! I'm afraid of what you might put in here with me. And I don't look good in brown!! Your nose (which is up Michelle's Dupa!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLYNWA Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Dear April and Ollie Could you please wash me as am smelly and crusty. Yours Truly HOH bedsheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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