tarheeltitan Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Dear April and Ollie: Are you f*cking kididng me? I just got rid of Natalie! I don't even know if Ive been cleaned enough yet signed, The house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Dear April and Ollie, ..... GIGGIDY! Signed, The Bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPNoname Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Dear Renny, please hand me to someone else if you say your gonna use me but don't Signed your earplugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Dear Jessie, It should be obvious that we don't like you as much as you like us.... that's why we make your head look so small. Take a hint, Your muscles. ................. Jessie, The only reason your muscles couldn't fit in the camera was because your ego was taking up too much space. Next time, don't blame us! The DR Camera .............. Dear Jessie, The Planters Peanut guy called and said that he wanted his head back; that you're bad for his rep... whatever that means.. he obviously didn't see your muscles. Love you! Signed, Your agent (aka mom... the only person who could stand a thing like you). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyNightingale Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Dear Jessie: I'm not as big as you think I am. But I am better than nothing. Signed, Your.............brain. ***************************************************** Dear Libra: I'm bigger than you think I am. Please close me now and then. Always flapping, Your mouth. ****************************************************** Dear April: I like January, February, March, May, June, July, August, September, October, November AND December better than you! Go take a cold April shower. The Calendar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Dear Keesha, Shame on you for making Jessie's head bigger. I am so dissapointed. You're grounded Signed, Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Dear Jesse: I am your bony little scrawny legs. Why have you forsaken me? You need to work us out too, oh flawless perfect one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swtogirl Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Dear Renny, Please give me back to Erika. I was out of fashion then, I'm almost as ancient as you now! Love ya, The pink J.Lo hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Dear Libra, Can't a room ever get a break from you? Signed, the HOH room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 To: April From: April's breasts Don't blame us that you've never been married at your age! We have done the best we can but you keep sabotaging us with your crazy ways. We are sick of a different pair of strange hands playing with us. You know we want only one pair of hands to manhandle us. Keep it up, fruitcake, and we will get soooo saggy on your sorry butt you'll be humpbacked like in two days!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6red6diablo6 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Jesse, You are the best BB player ever. You are the best looking BB player ever. Everyone in the house and outside the house loves you. You will win this game and be the most famous person on earth! Jesse's reflection in the mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Libra, I do not want your nasty skin scrappings from your feet in me. Signed, the drawer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephvig Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Dear April and Ollie, ..... GIGGIDY! Signed, The Bed LMAO!! These are good keep em coming!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I didn't know anyone noticed...thanks :-p I love to make myself laugh so if I bring someone else in...awesome...I love this board :-p -Kyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkinaz Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Dear Dan, We worry sometimes that we might be thinner than we appear, and your other houseguests might be able to hear you since you talk so loud. Much respect, DR Walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 Big Brother HouseGuests: You ROCK LA at a 5.4 Magnitude Sincerely Cal Tech Seismograph Actually this is really Allision G. just being the media whore that I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 Libra/Jesse: Both of you...OVER or UNDER or EVEN MY WHEELS GOING ROUND & ROUND Please leave me out it!!! Pleadingly Yours The Bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Dear Keesha, The rolling and shaking you felt was me laughing at you. Yes Jesse is dangerous but so is Libra. Get a brain. signed, the BB house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motormouthcj Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Dear Libra, April and Keesha Please use me to dig a tunnel out of the house. Signed, The nail file in the Sauna room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast49 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Dan, We LIKE YOU, ALREADY!!! Get your head out of us!! Sincerely, Every HG's butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Dear Ollie. You know that God that you believe in? He made us. And unless he made a mistake and made us imperfect, don't see why he would then 'curse' us. But the worm that has been in April is definately cursed. Know that! The Earthworms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast49 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 straycat -- ewww! I have to wash my brain now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopped_liva Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 that was a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Dear Renny, Umm maybe you should quit working out with Jesse so much. Signed, the broken refrigerator door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 You WATCHED it You can't UNWATCH it! Dear Keesha, Good luck next week, Signed Vengeance (God I hope this one doesn't come true...) ---------------------------------- Dear Ollie/April, You had me at hello.... The Bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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