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Mrs Froman's Poem - Thanks!


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Thank you Eric!

In the interest of alleviating boredom, a limerick, By MrsF.

On Sunday the winner's announced

The final two guys, I denounce

One shows us his butt

One scratches his nuts

On one of them, tabloids will pounce!

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One more

A pain in the ass, name of She-Bot

Walked around the house thinking she's hot

she was paired with a feller

who made her a yeller

Bad attitude's what she has got!

MrsF

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A Big Brother Diva named Natty

Had a big time obsession with Matty

With her fake boobs she teased him

And covertly she pleased him

But after that drove him quite batty

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Suz - I'm not after anyone's title! *LOL*n I just want my BB and I'm bored...so the limericks started flowing...and there are more I'll post later.

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Thanks Mrs.Froman

Missed having all the poems, limmericks and clever videos we've had during the past BB's

Love seeing a few pop up once in awhile !

(they've been pretty scarce this year)

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Chelsia sought fortune and fame

She thought she had pretty good game

Her tongue it spewed venom

And for James she would spread 'em

But alas she just proved herself lame

There once was a houseguest named James

Who called Nat and Sheila bad names

His offensive ink work

Made him look like a jerk

For his loss it's Chelsia he blames

Josh was evicted alas

His insults were really quite crass

He'd go off on a rant

And look like a pissant

Most days he'd behave like an ass

*Will save the rest for tomorrow* :) Have fun folks

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Long time Morty's Lurker - first time poster.

I have really enjoyed your posts this season, Mrs. Froman!

Thank you for many smiles along the BB Lane.

P

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A pain in the ass, name of She-Bot

Walked around the house thinking she's hot

she was paired with a feller

who made her a yeller

Bad attitude's what she has got!

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James did his "Dick Swinger" stunt

He called some of the ladies c___

He got the kabosh

Then came back in a box

And was later removed with a punt!

or if you prefer

James did his "Dick Swinger" trick

It was quite an impressive prick

His legs fast slammed shut

And around he did strut

Though amusing, it made me quite sick!

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