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Is it just me, or have there been no plane messages this season? If I'm right, I guess it could be seen as a meter of fan support/interest in the game as well as individual HGs. I wonder if this concerns CBS? Is it even on their radar?

I've heard lots of planes fly over, but none have had messages, right?

Hmmm...

Just for fun (if it were FREE, of course) what message would you most want to send to the HGs?

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Natalie, Matt doesn't really like you- keep your mouth to yourself

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House Guests...America Hates All of You! Skanks!

or....America thinks you're all a bunch of Skanks.

or....James is America's Player.

or.....James is Allison Grodner's Player.

Wow.....I can think of a lot of things to tell the HGs!

:pixiedust:

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Guest nerorowan

James is a Gay porn star!

Josh is in a secret alliance with Ryan!

Josh is in a secret alliance with Adam!

Josh is in a secret alliance with Sheila!

Natalie is not a Pro cheerleader!

Sheila's baby's Daddy is ________!

Sharon is Jughead Jones' sister!

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My sign would read:

HOUSEGUESTS...BLOW OUT THE PILOT LIGHT ON THE STOVE AND TURN ON THE GAS...IT SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND YOU'LL SEE UNICORNS.

or

HOUSEGUESTS, $20K HAS BEEN HIDDEN BEHIND A FAKE WALL...THE SECRET BUTTON TO OPEN IT IS HIDDEN INSIDE A LIGHT SOCKET

or

CHELSIA, YOU WERE RIGHT...IT'S NOT A COLD SORE...I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH JAMES YET!

or

NATALIE: RUBBER-TREE, HAM, SEVEN, LEVITICUS, SLINKY, CANDLE (Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either, but she'll be distracted for days, and may even shut-up for 10 seconds)

or

SHEILA: MY NUMBER IS 555-555-5555...LOOK, I'M JUST SAYIN', AN OLD PENTHOUSE PET IS BETTER THAN NO PENTHOUSE PET AT ALL, SO DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO THIS...1. YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE BEFORE SUNRISE AND/OR ANYONE SEES YOU LEAVING MY HOUSE 2. YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO A BALL-GAG, OR AN OLD SWEATY SOCK & DUCT TAPE, DEPENDS ON WHAT I CAN FIND 3. I'M NOT THAT OLD-SCHOOL SO DON'T SPARE THE NAIR, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A JUNGLE SINCE THE ARMY AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO GO BACK. (yes, I'll need two...or three...planes)

or

ADAM: I'VE GOT AN EYE-POPPING SECRET...OH...I SEE YOU'VE HEARD IT ALREADY.

or

RYAN: THE OTHER PLANE IS WRONG JEN ABOUT PARKER...SHE ONLY BLEW HIM...THE BABY IS ASIAN.

:)

CrabMan

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Crabman--

NATALIE: RUBBER-TREE, HAM, SEVEN, LEVITICUS, SLINKY, CANDLE (Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either, but she'll be distracted for days, and may even shut-up for 10 seconds)

I laughed out loud when I read this...thank goodness you didn't make all the words 8 letters or she would blow a gasket for sure!

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"NATALIE: RUBBER-TREE, HAM, SEVEN, LEVITICUS, SLINKY, CANDLE (Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either, but she'll be distracted for days, and may even shut-up for 10 seconds)"

Best thing I have read all day!... Still a Nat fan though!

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CHELSIA: DAD SAYS TO KNOCK OFF THE SEX, HE'S GONE BLIND

SHEILA: YOU ARE A MASS MURDER, ALL FEEDS SUBSCRIBERS DEAD (Her droning on and on)

CHELSIA: JAMES IS A GAY PORN STAR

NATALIE: MATT ARRESTED IN SEQUESTER FOR ORDERING A PROSTITUTE

JOSH: JAMES IS A GAY PORN STAR

SHARON: THE GPs HAVE REQUESTED EUTHANASIA--STOP COOING AT THEM

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Crabman, you cracked me up!!! :animated_rotfl:

I had a couple in mind, but I lost my train of thought as I had to pick myself up off the ground from laughing so hard... I'll be back when I can stop laughing...

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i wonder if BB command would have the house guest ignore ones that isnt spoiling anything in the house??

i would donate towards the sending of the "rubbertree" one that crabman suggested....

seeing her flip out would be worth the cost of the live feeds....

instead of levidicusm maybe put mathew and some multiple of 8..

:)

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This is the best part of each BB Season...well this and Letters to HGs from objects in the house...

MY BANNERS:

JOSH: PUT YOUR SHIRT ON

RYAN: PUT DOWN THE FORK

CHELSIA: HA! IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH

NATALIE: BLESS YOUR SWEET CLUELESS HEART

SHARON: JACOB SAYS HIIIII BEEEEEBIEEE

SHEILA: PENTHOUSE CALLED THEY WANT TO..WAIT..NEVER MIND

JAMES: YOU REMIND ME OF MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO

ADAM: SERIOUSLY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT EYE THING

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JOSH: YOU ARE A GAY IDIOT AND THEY WANT YOUR GAY CARD BACK.

RYAN: YOU ARE AN OOFUS IDIOT!!! WE NOW KNOW WHY JEN WEARS THE PANTS IN YOUR HOUSE.

CHELSIA: YOU ARE A BITCHY IDIOT!!! GO BACK TO COLLEGE, STRAIGHTEN UP.

NATALIE: YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT!!! MATT WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, PERIOD.

SHARON: YOU ARE A BORING IDIOT!!! THE GP

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