jar2 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Dear James; You should have never let that camera in the room. love, Dirty Boy Video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crustylugholes Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hey, Skanky ass people. I'm a hot tub. Not a bread machine. Kindly remove your yeastie selves. And put some dang chemicals in me! C'mon, If Jen J. could figure it out...surely one of you can?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Dear Sheila, Give me a try, come on you know you want one. Maybe history will repeat itself in the BB house and you'll give your roomies a little silent break. Signed, The Peanut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Josh, I loved it when you pushed me in such a powerful way! Please do it again... Love, The Panic Button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellyab Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Dear ANYONE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't make me go back in there!!! sincerely, HOT WATER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediJani Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Dear Allison, I really enjoyed you reaction to me the other day. I love how you got all swollen and hot for me. Please, oh please do it again. Love, Slop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoneActress Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Dear House Guests, You will all be quarantined separately for an additional three months at shows end. Due to the high levels of communicable and venereal disease each of you have spread and/or carrying. Respectfully, The CDC (Center for Disease Control) FYI: The EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) has won their petition with the court to have the Big Brother House and surrounding sites burned to the ground to prevent further spread of any possible bio hazards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Dear HG's We do not appreciate you all vandalizing us by writing dollar amounts on us with nail polish and then victimizing us by shoving us in the bras and thongs of the house strippers. We will be reviewing our contract as we were the impression that we were put here for an entirely different purpose! Feeling Abused, The Napkins and The Paper Towels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB9is Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Dear Natalie: Do you think that you could kindly pull me out of your disease ridden bum crack? I'm embarassed to be associated with you and would rather be burned than be anywhere near your watermelon sized vagina. Sincerely, You pink g-string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jersey721 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Dear BB Producers, Please say we don't have to go back. ---The drinking cups p.s. Don't tell the bowls we made this plea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Dear houseguests, squeak squeak squeak The guinea pigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Dear HG's I don't appreciate that I'll have to have about a 3 month gap in my job resume because of not wanting to let any possible new employers know that I had to cover BB 9. A camera crew member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jersey721 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 The last 2 posts were not inanimate objects. They weren't bad, but try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Dear houseguests, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. You'll shape up if you know what's good for you. Especially you Allison..... You may wake up with welts on your back Watch you backs. the back roller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk820 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Dear Adam, You have made me feel so abused and embarrassed that I am changing over to Spanish or German. The English Language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Dear Natalie (and Chelsia too) Seriously. Get. Off. Of. Me. Girl you nasty. -The ottoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Thanks Jersey for spoiling my fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Dear Parker, Thank you for leaving the house. Now I can have my Hairstyle back. Your Anime Friend, Yu gi oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinCity Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Dear sharon you are NOT my long lost little sister Nakomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Dear Allison There are over 200,000 words within me, can you please stop wearing out the same few words over and over again. And instead of using the word ADORE so often, why don't you use that extensive education that you are constantly bragging about and find a synonym to fill it's over-used spot. Sincerely The English Language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk820 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Dear Big Brother, I did not sign up for having Shelia's nasty panties washed in me. Please remove me from the house before I get stopped up. The Bathroom Sink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torirose63 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Dear Natalie, Could you please just shut up !! Your making our ears bleed with that man voice of yours. Sincerly, The sound and production crew (I know not an inanimate object) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 dear hg, keep up all the sluttyness, bickering, fights. i love it. i want a bit more nude girl on girl action in shower. what i dont like is singer because then they burn me. and please speak clearly into your mic love, real player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvgal Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Dear Nat & Josh, If you lay your hands on me one more time...............I will see that you burn in hell forever. The Bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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