rodh Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Amber: She'll be elected grand Poobah for the KKK chapter in her hometown of Alabama Eric: will go to Kansas and find himself tied up to a barb-wire fence out in the country with no clothes and no recollection how he got there, he'll later invent disposable Masturbation Socks company Jessica: will be named Captain of the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleading squad after a nosejob and intense therapy to get over her alcohol addiction and poor self esteem issues. Zach: will get a job as the star in a re-make of Mr. Ed Jameka: will go home and marry her preacher and they will start a new on-the-road troupe called the "MMM-Hmmm Ministry" Daniele: will go to Europe with her BB8 winnings with Nick in tow only to lose him in Greece to a sweet-talking Greek male lifeguard Dick: goes back to LA and becomes involved in a chain of Punk Rock Bars complete with spitting and smoking sections...he'll also become successful in band promotion Jen: will open an escort service in LA made up entirely of prior reality star losers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 Rodh A lot of good one's FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 Jess will also author a book, "Creative Baby Talk" and a Pop Up version for people like Amber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 It now looks like Zack and Jameka are planning on taking their winnings and can set up a new cult religion with a secret hand shake and everything. I think Zack has spent too much time in HoH...it's effecting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 ....Looks like Jameka will have very little in the way of winnings to spend so maybe a bit towards the mortgage and give some to her church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodh Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 thanks, Jack with this group of personalities...it's pretty easy to do!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Your welcome rodh Dumblonde Jameka will write a book titled God's Plan for Losers I quess she can get started on that tonight, after those POV results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dick can start an Air Guitar trainning school with some of his winnings Students come and learn the fine art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Wonder what Danille thinks of her Dad's air guitar ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 She gets so embarrassed..... Dick is Different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Winnings Money Eric is going to take courses in Taxidermy He wants to learn the proper way to preserve some of his finest sock's and mount them for his wall. His dilemma has been the number of sock's he has enjoyed time with making a choice is proving difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Dick stated a good one last night, regarding what HG's will do after BB Dani said Jess would run a bar Dick said....Jess would get involved with those places that anyalize SLEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 Excellent one for Eric Rejuvenate " paper writer for students "...master of filler He could take a 5 page paper and just ramble on so the finished work would be 20 pages 5 substance and 15 of BS fluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rejuvenated Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Jessica will get knocked up by Eric. ......and the baby will be born already talking 10,000 words a minute, none of which anyone cares to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Yeah...... and looking like the AFLAC Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcat Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 omg laughing hard Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyA Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 That's pretty funny jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 ------------Life After BB----------- By the way Jameka is talking maybe she'll want to start trainning and then whoop Eric's butt in a Pay Per View ...... "Ultimate Fight Special" She is getting into shape... Made the eliptical go so fast, she broke a weld on it! Zack and her were working out when it happened She would STOMP the WEASEL! Maybe Zack can teach her the Vulcan Death Grip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Word in from Eric about his $40,000 He is Buying a Winnibago and taking his NOSE on the Road Eric's is going on tour with his schnozz.One hell of a specimen, cosmetic surgeons from all over the world have been reported to just drool over getting a wack at that beak. Micheal Jackson has asked if he could just get a small scrap of it, his rubber one is looking a bit shabby without makeup.Slogans on the side of the Winnibago COME AND SEE IT! His proboscis is so big, he can sniff his own ear canals. . He can smell farts from Japan, in California Reports are Jessica might go along to mow his nose hair and He'll have her do pom pom routine's outside of the show to drum up extra traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 .....Zack and His Winnings........... Set up a BB contestant Trainning Facility Learning the Vulcan Death Grip and the art of "Stealth" Dressing in Black rabbit ninja suits to evade the night scope and prowl for clues How to stash food supplies for eating alone How to make chess pieces out of wet toilet paper..and sun drying them Making a periscope to use in the hot tub and pool for surveillance missions How to get HG's to talk to you Jameka is a part time instructor on the art of "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm" How to muffle your wispers so they can't be heard Correct chewing to last the longest at the food table for info gathering They will have an online course also offered on the website Zack has already worked the numbers and feels it's a big money maker Hopes to take it Public some day or J/V with CBS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 HG's travel plans Get to NY to locate Eric after they find out he made $40,000 as AP By the looks of things at this point..Jameka is lookin to give him a whupping and she doesn't even know about the AP yet. Sure will be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Thumbs up, funny stuff Jack keep em coming ! Jameka was a damn strong player so strong she broke the elliptical work -out machine ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Arrowhead, I'm telling you Jameka would whup the sh*t of the Weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Jen would too .She beat him wrestling right . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pradagurlx614 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Jameka could hurt alot of people, not just Eric. I could see her knocking out Dick too lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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