Dawnie Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 i LOVE the dick on, i cant get the second one to work without locking up my computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Actually, when I retired from Chippendales two years ago I had to sign an agreement that I wouldn't show skin for three years. Well then Oldguy, get your necktie and speedos ready for BB9 cause your three years will be up and I for one will be getting new spectacles next year.... LUV'S YA, and keep them songs and odes coming, it soothes the masses, makes them Dirty Hookers giggle and the rest of us content!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark007 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 How about the "Green Acres" theme song, may I help you out. Big Brother is the house for me, Half a million is the prize to be, Go watch them on your own live feeds, Dick, I love you, but I'm not grounded in reality :rolls eyes: do do do do do dodo Smokey air, green phlegm Oh yeah, you want to do one Ginger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyBlues Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 I've got a great idea for one, and will work on it Tues &/or Wed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Yana, was it you who asked when I'm going to show some skin? Actually, it was me, oldguy...and it's not the first time Yana and Yath have been used interchangeably... But really oldguy, the dance moves on the recent tape were awesome, but would have been even better accompanied by bare undulating chest muscles (and I know you have 'em). Bare chest and your plaid Bermudas...that would make me very happy. Or, even better, do you have a Speedo?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Oh yeah, you want to do one Ginger? Hey Mark, you're funny. P.S. - sent a reply to your pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Or, even better, do you have a Speedo?? ok.. i will have to draw the line. i dont even want to see a young hip guy in a speedo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Actually, I've been thinking of buying a Speedo! That's a three-wheel bike, isn't it? The lady across the street told me I'd look pretty cool on it - wearing my plaid Bermudas, long black socks and brown sandals. pssst . . . don't tell anybody, but I think she's got the hots for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Does the lady across the street know about your secret life? I tell no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Yup...a video of you on your bike, doing a rap song, wearing your Bermudas. You could send it to Bertha across the street. She'll go nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Ginger - sshhh. . . Mizz Bertha does not kmow that I consort with dirty, rotten hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Mums the word...to Mz Bertha and the rest of her Sunday school people. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark007 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 You guys are a trip I need to hang here more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Thanks for the laughs oldguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Mark, how do you and oldguy know each other? Were you doing A-V work on Broadway while oldguy was performing? Or are you members of the same church choir (I believe Bertha plays the organ there)? And are you an oldguy too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 please, not another oldguy... i dont know if we can handle TWO of them!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark007 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 Hey oldguy.......we really need a camcorder with a remote, the speedo's scare me just a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark007 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 Mark, how do you and oldguy know each other?I work for his son's Mike and Jim (Manager). I'm 41 so ......yep, I'm an old guy too. oldguy knew i had a home recording studio so he came to me with his ideas and it looked like fun so here we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Speedo's scare 7/8's of America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 I am glad you have joined us Mark... Thank you so much for helping Oldguy make us laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark007 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 I am glad you have joined us Mark... Thank you so much for helping Oldguy make us laughI'm glad to be here, and thank you all for being so kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCS Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 I just watched your youtube chips and they were great! Thank-you Mark for helping oldguy. Pssss...oldguy, my Mom thinks your hot! So do I! lol Keep up those clips on youtube and you'll be famous! More so than this year's HGs! I oldguy !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 How about OG on an exercise bike with the Dirty Hookers as his back up singers ???? ..... ohhh.... maybe use a 'green screen' so you can pick any background to go with the song (agree... ditch the Speedo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmen Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Oldguy, I haven't been able to watch the new clips yet. As soon as I do, though, I will be back. I look forward to seeing them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I can picture it now, Slowpoke ====== I'll be huffing and puffing on the exercise bike while Fizzle conducts the DIRTY HOOKERS DIRTY DOZEN GOODTIME GIRLS CHORUS in a rousing rendition of the song of her choice ===== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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