TwinCity Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 a hot pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 oh, edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursie Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 There once was America's Player Created by Alison Grodner, we hate her The Player was voted out week one The lame twist was done The rest of summer we sat And watched Joe try to hit that But you would watch it on youtube with me, While Marcellas still talked about season three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Oldguy, I'm speechless. Notwithstanding my lack of speech... I must tell you how humbled and honored I am by this recognition. I have been practising writing limericks all my life--well, for at least 10 minutes--in anticipation of this magnificent moment. I'd like to thank all those who made this moment possible: All my near and dear ones in Off-Topic who provide me with constant support, dirty words, and encouragement; A special nod to King for the dope that inspired my great literary work. And of course my mother's gynecologist, without whom all this would be moot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 Cajun - The Limerick Committee just had an emergency meeting. After reviewing your work, the committee realized you've been slighted. Your use of the word "edit" was very, very creative. You will receive the Knight's Cross with Gold Medallion, bestowed by the Queen of Outer Mongolia! Keep up the great work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Who's this nice oldguy?? What happened to the cranky ol coot we have learned to fear over the years??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Just two days til' BB8 and most of us cannot wait We'll come up with lame rhymes While biding our time To see houseguests meeting their fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Where's my prize, if it wasn't for my rhyming in another thread this thread would be null. So, if a thread is null, and thus deemed dull, who's to say, a post I may, but if you give credit where credit is due than I won't infringe, patent rights on you. so there.................... the old oldguy is still around and spraying paprika in faces. ha ah ah ahahahhahahaha aha P.S. Calif, I like your style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 When the mods are away The kids will play ***** Warning ****** Jem is on the boards. Clean it up folks. You better start editing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 ohhh duck a duck and a duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Whaddya talkin about Marty?? I just got awarded the Grand Prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Old Guy wants a BB8 Limerick Apparently how he gets his kick One could anger the Mod If one talks about Rods But now we can talk about Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 And well deserved too I might add. They say lightening can never stike a person twice. Could you get another award? Let's see another limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Note 1: I have another limerick about the new whack shack...words rhyme with BB8. But I sense I am already at the mods edge - so I leave the rest to your imagination. Note 2: I cannot tell you how happy I am there is houseguest named Dick this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 This poster from Mortys must wait For the action of Big Brother Eight So she whiles away time Making up some lame rhymes And hoping a prize she will rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 There's a really great word called "EDIT" and to it we must give credit. The word's fine and dandy and comes in quite handy For when JEM'S on the prowl . . . Forget it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Enough with the limericks already everybody knows lemonricks are more tasty <<sound of crickets chirping>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 good one, oldguy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 haha oldguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snancypants Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 There once was a houseguest named Joe Proudly announcing his gayness with a glow Though he may be quite tall His job is to answer all calls And what he does with those thumbs - let's not know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 yeah, i dont want to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Ginger, you have not been overlooked. I've just been informed that you are the winner of the coveted Silver Fig Leaf for meritorious service above and beyond your ability. We'll all be cheering for you as you dash by wearing your coveted Silver Fig Leaf. Hooray, Ginger!! And keep those great limericks coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 A fig leaf? What do I do with a fig leaf...can I melt down the silver. Geesh, I've been getting dissed all day.....I'm a handful ya know, take it easy with me. P.S. Glad you enjoy the limericks...here's one for you. There once was a guy name oldguy, When Big Brother starts he stops by, He's quick with the wit, Oh, I'm stuck...you're just quick witted and I always enjoy reading your posts! Okay, where's my fig leaf....what am I wearing on top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 you gotta cover your "thang" with that fig leaf! good luck keeping it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 What about my others "thangs?" I'll make pieces out of grass...I'm melting down the silver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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