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Brrrring....Brrrrring

Booger: Sup, Yo!

Will: Hey Booger Man, put Janelle on the phone

Booger: Hole'up you want to talk to that bizznich and not your bro...

Will: Just trust me, put her on the phone

Booger: Aa-ite, dog, here she is

Jannelle: Hello, my Prince

Will: Hey, are we still on for the 12th

Jannelle: Yeah sure

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Brrrng Brrrnng

Booger: Yo!

Old Sayings: Ever heard the saying "Pot Calling the Kettle Black"?

Booger: Ya! Why?

Old Saying: I'd remember that saying the next time you think about calling someone else a "Class Act"!

Brrrng! Brrrrng:

Booger: Yo! What up?

Old Sayings: Hey! Remember that conversation we just had a couple days ago about you calling people a "Class Act"?

Booger: Ya man!

Old Sayings: Are you purposely being dense? Let me clarify! You called Howie a Class Act for how he exited the house. Then, every person that walks out that door since has also been labeled a Class Act by you. So, are you calling everyone out on their bad behavior or calling everyone out on being a good person? Furthermore. I have to wonder if you actually know the meaning of "Class Act" as you wouldn't know how to be one it if delivered precise written instructions right to your nasty dirty hands.

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Brrrrring..

Erika: I feel so used. I thought he loved me.

Janelle: Don't feel used. The scumbag told you he wanted you to have his baby. I can't believe I got played by someone who went to college. I feel so stupid.

Erika: Don't feel stupid. I should feel stupid - Boogie moved from the Jack Shack to my bed.

Janelle: Most expensive handjob in the history of the world!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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:lol::lol::lol: Wash ur face

BRNGGGGGG

Erika: hello? Janelle? hey whats up!

Janelle: ohh nothing, just sipping on a martini.. OHH guess what!?

Erika: what?

Janelle: Will wants to make a baby too, so we can raise it with your baby.

Erika: he said that? what did you say?

Janelle: i said i would give him the answer later.... when i tell him "bye bye BITCH"

Erika and janelle: BAHHHAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

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Ring

Erika: Hey Janie, what are you fixing for dinner tonite ?

Jani: There's that nice big fat 'CROW' in the frig, thought I fix that for the guys

Erika: Ohh, sounds perfect. And "Let them eat banana bread" for desert to top it off.

Erika and Jani: BAAHHHHAAAAA HAAAAAAAhaaaaaa

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Quote Fizzle: "Brrrnngggggg

Fizzle: hey ginger! guess what?

Ginger: what?

Fizzle: there is only like 12 more days off BB... you can get the feeds for free now!

Ginger: but then i couldnt come here and bother you!!

Fizzle: guess what i just saw on the live feeds!!??

Ginger: what!!??

Fizzle: :::::static::::::::: hey! are you there?? ginger?? i cant hear you!!! ::::::::::click::::::::::"

Brrrnnnnnnnnng:

Fizzle's answering machine: Ginger, please leave a message because no one will be home for the next 12 days to answer your questions! :D

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WILL: yo boogie

BOOGIE: what

WILL: the ho's wise up

BOOGIE: damn we were just gonna collect that cheddar son

WILL: i know dawg

BOOGIE: but you know what thou WILL

WILL: what

BOOGIE: it took them 2 months :lol: to figure we never liked their asses

WILL: :lol::lol::lol: bros before ho's

BOOGIE: easy for you to say i am stuck with them for another week

WILL: remember bros before ho's

BOOGIE: i'll see what i can do

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Boogie: *picks up phone and dials*

brrrring

brrrriiiing

brrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnngggg?

Operator: The number you have reached has been evicted. Please check your number and dial again.

I missed this one this morning.... :lol::lol:

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LMAO at the cry babies :lol:

DR : Brrring

Erika : Uh... hello?

DR : Yes there's a package for you in the storage room.

Erika : A package? What is it?

DR : Its a box that gets delivered to you but that's not important now.

Erika : No, I mean what's IN it?

DR : Oh... well, its a clue. And we're hoping you pick it up before the final HOH comp.

:blink:

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