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RishiBoy

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  1. 9:11PM BBT Kaysar's saying that he doesn't believe Maggie's only 26. She seems 28 according to him. Janelle says: "Why would she lie about her age?" James replies: "Well, I lied about my age."
  2. She just made her 182739127391th racist comment in the house, saying to April in the bathroom that Kaysar is a suicide bomber. What's the deal with her?
  3. Kaysar talking about George W. Bush: "He's not too bright, a little bit brighter than Ivette."
  4. They just opened the safe. It's filled with PB&J sandwiches. In one of the sandwiches there is a "PB&J Pass" that the recipient can use on themselves or on another player once a week for every week, exempting them from having just PB&J.
  5. Sixth matching round. Donna said, "My husband, the pastry chef, is getting a bit near-sighted. Last night he went outside and tried to _________ the dog." Ivette said Bake. (2-2) They have food for Thursday. I can't believe they got this one.
  6. Fifth matching round. The frustrated banker blamed his girlfriend when his _______ refused to rise. James said Bread. (2-2) They have food for Wednesday.
  7. Fourth matching round. You know you're flying first class when the stewardess offers you a chocolate-covered ________. Janelle said Strawberry. (2-2) They have food for Tuesday.
  8. Third matching round. Dumb Doris was so dumb, she flew all the way to France just to get some French ________. Jen said Fries. (2-2) They have food for Monday.
  9. Second matching round. The grocery clerk was so hands-on, one customer complained, he tried to grab her __________. Beau said Buns. (2-2) They have food for Sunday.
  10. First matching round. Pete is so obsessed with food, he tried to tie his shoes with string ______________. Rachel said Cheese. (2-2) They have food for Saturday.
  11. Random conversation in the morning. Ivette's a racist, regardless of whether or not Eric isn't offended. Ivette: I know you Jew. I know you Jew. I know you Jew. You can't spare a pair of jogging pants. I get it. I get it. I get it. God forbid you leave your budget to give me a pair of jogging pants. Eric: Yeah, you're lucky you got the shirt, bitch. Ivette: I know, seriously, I should be happy, right? I'm going to be walking around and be like "a Jew gave this to me!"

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