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they start telling bird poop stories. howie was jogging on venice beach and a bird pooped on his shoulder. janelle had her arms full of groceries and was walking home in 110 degree weather and a bird shit on her head.

one shirt says "America loves fiesty firemen". jen says "are you f_ckin kidding me. a bird just shit on my shirt

jan, mag and april outside talking about mike and cigarettes maggie: you think they would let him buy some? jan: in the sequester, yes. maggie: (to april) don't you be looking at me like that. jan: what? april: if he comes back in this house it's meant to be for me to smoke again right? maggie: i'll kick you right off this april: right? jan: no because if you already quit then you shouldn't be smoking. april: micheals probably not even gonna wanna give me any...no he will maggie: why? (i'm on quad and the other conversation got louder so couldn't hear april)

the chess board was on the kitchen counter. sarah is taking it to the GR.

maggie, howie and april outside on the lounge chair maggie: little does she know we heard her swearing up a storm which is so out of character for her (sarah)

jen washing dishes. james is out of the shower

april: for veto james said he came out and looked at the pinatas and took a long time...trying to get in everyone's head and figure out exactly what people were thinking. (something about the number of balls inside the pinatas)

maggie: the way they were crying went kaysar left, but james wanted kaysar out so bad. april: after kaysar left sarah put her key on his. ivette: i told sarah, how far did you think you guys were gonna go anyway. five people aren't gonna win the money. howie: well it's not gonna be sarah. and hopefully it wont be james either. next week.

april: james keeps saying he has never watched bb maggie: he keeps correcting me on peoples names april: i called him out on it earlier. he talks about it all the time maggie: why would you lie about not seeing bb april: if that sob is there at the end....he is only getting the 50,000. i told the DR and i don't care if i hate the person that is next to him at the end

howie: we spray the raid on him, but he just keeps getting back up again. maggie: so we hit him with a snow plow, a freight train, a freakin grenade ivette: james is going for the number of vetos in bb history april: two were given. (to howie) do y'all just wanna kick yourselves in the ass for that? howie: i wanted him out the door but kaysar wanted to bring him back and i was like WHAT. the plan was to bring him back and it backfired. april: the mother f_cker is good. he talked his way into staying. howie: we'll get him five on one this time in the veto. don't care about getting the veto..care about him not getting it.

outside ivette: he may try to play this game all by himself. maggie: well as long as he keeps pitting two groups against each other beau: has he tried to tell you that jan or rach has been talking bad about you? howie: no, and if he did i would just laugh. they all agree they want anyone to win hoh except for james.

james: if kaysar comes back he is gonna be so pissed at you guys. jan: he's gonna be like what the hell happened. james: he's gonna be so pissed. jan: he is gonna be pissed, but he's gonna be more pissed at them i think. (she points outside i guess) james goes to shower

april made a plate of pb&j sandwiches and takes them outside for the group to share. maggie said thanks april, i'll make the next one. howie, maggie, april, beau and ivette on the lounge talking. janelle still on treadmill. james goes to bathroom area, then to kitchen looking for something to eat, then back to talk to janelle

james: i'm putting on fat weight jan: me too jan: i wish there was....actually i'm glad there's not a scale. because i think i would start crying james: oh BB would f_ck with the scale too...some days it would be 10 lbs heavier sometimes it would be 10 lbs lighter. or i would