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"So, you're still Master of your Domain?"
"Yes, yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I'm going over to her apartment and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down!"
"Wait, wait wait... Whoa, whoa whoa-- what did you just say?"
"I can't take it any more! She's drivin' me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile I'm datin' a virgin, I'm in this contest... something's gotta give!"
"Do you hear what you're saying? Can you hear it? This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop!? That's the *dumbest* thing I ever heard. I mean, it's incomprehens-- I'm not gonna let you do it!"
"Well, I'm doin' it. Get out of my way..."
"No, you can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime. When we were boys looking through our bedroom windows we would think, 'Why can't there be a woman out there taking her clothes off?' And now that wish has come true and you want to... pfffft... throw it away?!"
- Kramer and Jerry, fighting over the woman across the street, in "The Contest"
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It was my favorite episode too.  My favorite part tho, was when Elaine was out of the contest because of JFK Jr.  LOL

Yup is my favorite too guys        

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What is name of the ep where George buys the envelopes that causes Susan to die ???? I cannot remember the name  :!:

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Thank you, I figured you would know

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Yep, I remember that one lol lol     no have not heard about a movie ????   

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SEINFELD ROCKS! I WATCH ANY EPISODE I FIND ON TV. MY FAV: THE CAR GARAGE: "WHAT ABOUT THE FISH!" THEN JERRY AND GEORGE PEEING IN THE GARAGE, AND GETTING ARRESTED.
FAV: WHEN WE LEARNED KRAMMERS FIRST NAME, COSMO....FUUNY STUFF

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"What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually."
"Does that bother you?"
"Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?"
"Not at all."
"You see, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it. How can it not bother you?"
"Well, I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. Everyone of them believed that the secret of life is just to live every moment."
"Yeah, I've heard that. Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."
- George and Kramer, in "The Parking Garage"
      

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Art Van Delay  they have shirts on EBAY with that on them...I may need one. Seinfeld is genious. He and his cast. I told Nemo I want the first seasons on DVD. So we will see....then I can quote more Seinfeld.
GET OUT!!!!!!!  Elaine....and her god awful dance.

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Then check these sites,http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/ andhttp://members.aol.com/Seinfeld10/Quotesindex.html       

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"Explain to me how this baby shower thing works."
"What do you wanna know?"
"Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?"
"Rarely."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Baby Shower"
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I cannot wait for Festivus it is the best time of the year !!!!!!!!!!!

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I honestly don't remember but I remember the line

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"Serenity now! Serenity now!"
"What is that?"
"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity now!'"
"Are you supposed to yell it?"
"The man on the tape wasn't specific."
- Frank and George, in "The Serenity Now"

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"Helloooooo, I got beamed with a giant ball of oil. I'm slippery as an eel....la la la" --Jerry, George, Kramer

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I love Seinfled...That's one show I'll never get sick of. One of my fave episodes in the Marble Rye one.

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More from THE RYE ep

"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
- Frank, in "The Rye"