Posted 12 May 2005 - 03:18 AM
"Yes, yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I'm going over to her apartment and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down!"
"Wait, wait wait... Whoa, whoa whoa-- what did you just say?"
"I can't take it any more! She's drivin' me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile I'm datin' a virgin, I'm in this contest... something's gotta give!"
"Do you hear what you're saying? Can you hear it? This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop!? That's the *dumbest* thing I ever heard. I mean, it's incomprehens-- I'm not gonna let you do it!"
"Well, I'm doin' it. Get out of my way..."
"No, you can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime. When we were boys looking through our bedroom windows we would think, 'Why can't there be a woman out there taking her clothes off?' And now that wish has come true and you want to... pfffft... throw it away?!"
- Kramer and Jerry, fighting over the woman across the street, in "The Contest"
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 04:13 AM
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 02:58 PM
Yup is my favorite too guys
Posted 21 May 2005 - 09:21 AM
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:10 AM
Please please please ... pretty pleasse with sugar on top?
Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:06 AM
FAV: WHEN WE LEARNED KRAMMERS FIRST NAME, COSMO....FUUNY STUFF
Posted 25 June 2005 - 11:19 AM
"Does that bother you?"
"Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?"
"Not at all."
"You see, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it. How can it not bother you?"
"Well, I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. Everyone of them believed that the secret of life is just to live every moment."
"Yeah, I've heard that. Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."
- George and Kramer, in "The Parking Garage"
Posted 28 June 2005 - 09:30 AM
GET OUT!!!!!!! Elaine....and her god awful dance.
Posted 29 June 2005 - 02:57 AM
Posted 30 June 2005 - 03:20 AM
"What do you wanna know?"
"Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?"
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Baby Shower"
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:43 PM
Posted 19 July 2005 - 02:45 AM
"What is that?"
"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity now!'"
"Are you supposed to yell it?"
"The man on the tape wasn't specific."
- Frank and George, in "The Serenity Now"
Posted 20 July 2005 - 01:53 AM
Posted 20 July 2005 - 10:09 AM
Posted 20 July 2005 - 02:11 PM
"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
- Frank, in "The Rye"
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