Remonds me of the joke where the hick is visiting Harvard and starts a sentence with a conjunction such as: "And if you want to use common sense, spell it correctly." A Harvard elitist sniffs and says, "At Harvard one does not begin a sentence with a conjunction." So the hick says, "Excuse me." "A**h%le, and if you want to use common sense, spell it correctly." I know I am easily amused, but it gets me every time!