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CBBUK Season 12 - Week One: The Cult of Celebrity


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Premier: Devotion.  Obsession.  This is the cult of celebrity.  Welcome to Celebrity Big Brother UK!  Converted to 5 star luxury, the CBB house is ready for new housemates, including The Temple of Celebrity, home to the first three housemates to enter the CBB House.  Spice Boy Louie Spence, child prodigy Lauren Harries and recovering addict Sophie Anderton are the founding member of the Cult of Celebrity with great power and responsibility.  They will observe the other 10 housemates in secret for the next 24 hours, after which they will have the sole power of the first nomination.

 

Bruce Jones and Vicky Entwhistle played husband and wife on Britain's Coronation Street.  With the Cult of Celebrity ensconced in the Temple of Celebrity, they think they are the first housemates to enter the BB House.  Next into the house is American golden girl, Courtney Stodden, joined by rapper Abs Love, Dublin reality star Danielle Meagher, and Saved By The Bell's Dustin Diamond.  Joining them is reality star Charlotte Letitia Crosby, sharp dressing bad boy actor Mario Falcone, loose woman Carol McGiffin, and futbol manager Rod Atkinson.  Being the most famous housemates, Bruce and Vicky will sleep in the spacious BY. 

 

Coming up: The members of the Cult of Celebrity (Louie, Lauren and Sophie) surprise the housemates by descending into the CBB UK House from the Temple of Celebrity, and then they further shock their fellow housemates by making this week's nominations based on their observations over the last 24 hours.



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Day One: The celeb housemates adjust to their new home and Courtney's high pitch voice while the members of the Cult of Celebrity secretly spy from the hidden Temple of Celebrity. Courtney's stuffed rabbit gets put through the ringer and busts a gut.  Even Courtney's slippers are high heeled.  The Cult of Celebrity convenes for the Ceremony of Judgment where they each name one housemate for a shortlist to become the first nominee.  Louie chooses Ron, Sophie chooses Courtney and Lauren chooses Carol.  One of these three will become the first nominee.

 

The members of the Cult of Celebrity have been sworn to secrecy and enters the main house individually as if they have just arrived and don't know each other.  Louie is the last to enter, bearing a bottle of champagne and who he gives it to is who the Cult has chosen to be the first of three nominees chosen by the Cult.  Lauren enters first bearing a cake, pretending she's been 2 days in a hotel and just met Emma and came in.  Lauren is next to enter the house, bearing a gift basket and a similar story. 

 

The house is apparently not surprised when Louie enters the house with flash and vigor, handing Ron the bottle of champagne, making Ron this week's first nominee.  BB calls all 13 housemates together and informs them that viewers have voted to nominate Ron as the first celebrity to face the public vote, and that Viewers would choose two more celebrities over the weekend. 

 

Coming Up: Despite what BB told the CBB House, the Cult of Celebrity (Louie, Lauren and Sophie) will secretly select two more housemates to face the British public vote as they hide in plain sight amongst their fellow housemates.  But not all the housemates believe BB is being straight with them.  The first live eviction will take place next Friday.



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Day Two: It's the first morning in the CBB House and the housemates remain unaware that the Cult of Celebrity is watching. The celebs get to know each other better on both personal and professional levels.  Courtney admits she has breast implants (you hear that, Anderson Cooper?), and Lauren describes how she went from being an outie to an innie. 

 

In the Ceremony of Judgment, the Cult of Celebrity puts on their dress robes to select the first nominee of the week from the short list of Ron, Courtney and Carol.  By the Power of Celebrity, they have chosen Ron to face eviction.  Then it is time for the Cult members to fake their entrances to the CBB House, pretending to  having been kept in the hotel an extra day and not know each other.  Mario souses out the truth but Charlotte tells him he is paranoid.  Instead, BB blames the Cult's nomination on the British voting public. 

 

The sudden nomination shocks the housemates and Charlotte punches out a cake in frustration.  Housemates discuss Ron's nomination and Carol earns herself a formal warning for using a racially unacceptable word. 

 

Coming Up: Despite blaming this week's nominations on the voting public, the Cult of Celebrity (Louie, Lauren and Sophie) will secretly select two more housemates to face the British public vote as they hide in plain sight amongst their fellow housemates.  But will the secret society remain secret? And who will the next nominee be?  The first live eviction will take place next Friday.



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Day Three: The fallout continues over Ron's nomination by the British public (really the Cult of Celebrity), and the housemates get to know each other in today's task, revealing the most interesting facts about themselves.  The Cult of Celebrity secretly convenes in the Temple of Celebrity for their second Ceremony of Judgement.  Louie puts forward Abz, Sophie puts forward Danielle and Lauren puts forward Courtney.  One of these three housemates will become the second nominee to face the public vote this week.  After ceremonious deliberation, they select Danielle to be their second nominee.

 

Ron receives a formal warning for language very loosely linking a female housemate to an Islamic terrorist.  I can only imagine what CBB would think about the BBUSA HG.  CBB calls all the housemates to the Living Room to reveal that the British public has chosen Danielle to be the second nominee this week.  The house reacts in relief and sympathy.  Cult of Celebrity member Sophie tells regular celeb Mario that she doesn't trust anything CBB says.

 

Coming up: Two down, one to go.  Despite the house believing that the British voting public is making this week's nominations, , the Cult of Celebrity (Louie, Lauren and Sophie) will secretly select one more housemate to face the British public vote as they hide in plain sight amongst their fellow housemates.  Can the secret society remain secret? And who will the final nominee be?  The first live eviction will take place next Friday.



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Day Four: Lauren has an accident with a brush on Danielle's hair but Courtney comes to the rescue.  In today's task, housemates perform on BB Street for tips from their fellow housemates.  Charlotte is the winner with 10 BB bits tipped to win a prize, a tasty treat of burgers and fries.  The Cult of Celebrity convenes in the Temple of Celebrity for the final Ceremony of Judgment to select the three least entertaining housemates on BB Street: Bruce, Courtney and Vicky.  From these three, the Cult decides the third housemate to face the public vote this week will be Vicky.

 

BB gathers the housemates to reveal the third nominee chosen by the voting public.  Joining Ron and Danielle is Vicky.  BB then confesses that they were not nominated by the public and the Cult of Celebrity is revealed, complete with comments the Cult members would probably wish had been kept secret.  It'll smiles and laughs on the surface, but under the surface are bruised feelings and defensive back pedaling.  Welcome to BB, Celebrities!

 

Coming Up: With the Cult of Celebrity exposed, the housemates know who really nominated Ron, Danielle and Vicky.  The British voting public is now voting to evict their first celebrity.  Plus, the celebs tackle their first Food Task.  And then Friday is the first live eviction! 



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Day Five: Doing Time in the CBB UK House!  The celebs must complete a series of clock-related tasks to bank time as part of this week's Food Task, starting with Sophie, Lauren and Louie forming a human cuckoo clock.  When the phone rings, housemates must answer with the correct time.  Abz and Lauren bond over gardening while Louie and Vicky move in the opposite direction.  In Sands of Time, Cuckoo Louie must line up the blindfolded housemates by age before an hour glass runs out, then they must line up in order of hottest. Celebs deciding who is best looking?  They never had a chance.

 

The hourglass spins again and housemates must each eat a grotesque food item before time runs out but 3 housemates fail to eat their snacks.  As a penalty for failing to eat her snack, Ron decides Danielle must massage his feet but Lauren steps in instead.  Mario and Danielle give Charlotte a lift, who then springs a leak.  Where does she think she is, Geordie Shore..

 

Coming Up:

The Food Task continues this week while the British voting public is now voting to evict their first celebrity.  They better hurry because the first Live Eviction of Celebrity Big Brother only a day away!

 



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Day Six: Tonight, Danielle Ron and Vicky face the will of the British public, at the hands of the Cult of Celebrity.  A lot has happened in the first six days of Celebrity BB.  No one milks being hung over like Charlotte, Lauren gives Vicky a glamour makeover, and Carol & Mario must crack the code of a time-lock safe in the final challenge of this week's Clockwork Orange Food Task.  See if they were successful and who's celebrity ego was bruised in the process.  But it's the filling out of the food order that causes the most stress in the house.

 

Voting is closed and it's time to talk to the house.  The great British public has been voting to save either Danielle, Ron or Vicky.  The viewers have spoken, their fate has been sealed.  The celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and the first to be evicted is...   Danielle.

 

The house is down one celeb but BB is not done yet as freshly saved Ron and Vicky are rewarded with nominating one celebrity to face the public vote for eviction this Friday. After live deliberations, they choose to have Louie to face the public vote.  Louie doesn't take the news very well, begging the British public to chuck him out.

 

 

Coming Up: The celebs will not get any time to rest as they will nominate more housemates tonight to face the British public vote on Friday.



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Day Seven: It's the morning of the first eviction and Danielle grills Louie about living off his father, the shopping arrives and talk turns to dinner.  For today's task, Lauren sets value to her fellow celeb's antiques.  Dustin's ring was determined to be the most valuable antique.  The three nominees pack and gather in the LR to face eviction.  Danielle loses her place in the CBB House.  But BB isn't done with the celebs yet as Ron & Vicky are called to the DR to make their own nomination.  They make a rambling nomination of Louie.

 

Then it is the rest of the housemates turn to nominate in the DR.  This is the first opportunity the housemates have had to nominate for reasons, and the results not unexpectedly reveal an age divide in the house.  When the dust settles, there are five celebs facing the public vote, and they take it with various degrees of stiff upper or quivering lip.  Plus, BB warns that there were infractions of the "No Talking About Nominations" rule, leaving the housemates to wonder who is going to get punished.

 

Coming Up: The five nominees won't have to long to wonder if their 15 minutes of fame has expired as they face the British public vote on Friday.  Plus, who is going to be called out for violating the rules and severely punished by BB?



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Day Eight: Just 48 hours after Danielle becomes the first housemate evicted from the CBB House, half of the rest of the house is facing the British public vote as it is once again Eviction Night in the UK.  Because Bruce, Courtney, Vicky, Dustin and Lauren and Ron all talked nominations in violation of House Rules so as punishment, they lose their Shopping and are on basic rations.  Plus, the celebs will have to do without hot water and electrical appliances.  Not surprisingly, this leads to conflict in the house.  But, if the housemates can complete all the tasks from the BB Random Task Generator, they'll win a slumber party for Courtney's birthday.  There are dead fish, chilies, Shakespeare, a tearful national anthem and Mario wearing nothing but a butt thong. 

 

Courtney chooses fellow American Dustin over CBFF Lauren to join her for the slumber party, a choice that does not go unnoticed. Courtney eats and drinks so much her nipples fall out of her lingerie.  From the side, Charlotte cheers on as Courtney borders on a birthday vomit.  But it's Mommy Lauren to her rescue when it counts but sharing of medications is strictly prohibited in the CBB House.  This leads to a go with Sophie and then the post-go analysis and then the requisite recrimination and reconfirmation of relationships. 

 

It's time to talk to the CBB House as Emma delivers the news that the British voting public has delivered the most votes to save Lauren and Charlotte.  But for Courtney, Louie and Ron, their BB Life still hangs in the balance. 

 

Back to yesterday, Lauren is called to the DR but must be escorted upstairs due to her scoliosis, but she's stuck in the WC. Ron looses his temper as Louie waits to help her up the stairs.  She confesses to BB that she's shaken over what she did without thinking and Ron's anger, while Sophie expresses distrust with both Lauren and Ron downstairs.  Louie offers comfort and advice and puts her to bed.

 

For Courtney, Louie and Ron, the viewers have spoken, their fate is sealed.  The housemate with the fewest votes to save and second to be evicted is...  Ron.  He's lost his place in the CBB House, and with a Yabba Dabba Doo, seems quite happy to go, tripping his way up the stairs.

 

Coming Up: The remaining housemates finally get a few days of well deserved rest before the next round of nominations and another live eviction on Wednesday!






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