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I can't believe no one has started this topic! It's done every year!

Couch to GM - please stop farting on me!

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hoh bed to Amanda & McCrae; go take a bath and while you are at it...wash me too!!!!

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STOP WASTING CALIFORNIA'S WATER!!!!

We personally do not care if we hear you pee or not but don't run the water to cover your bathroom chores or private conversations!

Signed: California's water

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Andy, can you please chew with your mouth closed. Thank you, the microphone.

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Long time no see McCrae...

The bar of soap.

:smilielol:

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Don't you ever shut up Helen!!!!!

Her microphone

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You guys keep useing me like a cheap date.

The bottle of adderal.

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Dear Spencer and GM, please, please put a blanket under you before sliding your butt cracks and stinky feet over me day after day.

Thank you

The hammock

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I miss Ian

The hammock

LOL you are funny.............. I was thinking the same thing last night dang I miss the sound of the hammock swinging back and forth.

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I miss Ian

The hammock

I miss normal people - choo choo

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Excuse me mods....

Isn't this a "game" thread. Is there prejudice here at Mortys because I am trying to figure out why the BB 16 thread was locked because "games" are not permitted, yet this thread certainly appears to be a "game" like thread and isn't locked?

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Excuse me mods....

Isn't this a "game" thread. Is there prejudice here at Mortys because I am trying to figure out why the BB 16 thread was locked because "games" are not permitted, yet this thread certainly appears to be a "game" like thread and isn't locked?

Yes I didn't understand why it was locked either......seems like people were having fun with that one......it's not like there was a flame war in there or something

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It could be that this thread is about actual objects in the BB15 House and the current HGs.

I guess the BB16 thread was more of an actual GAME and I think Morty tries to reign it in (if possible)

Way back in the first few seasons of BB we actually had posters that started a 'make-believe' BB

(I was one of them) .... and it kinda got out of hand.

So... this is Morty's site - and I guess he can decide what happens in it.

There are times when I'm reading some of the stuff that people post ...... I'm glad I don't have to be

the one to SNIP or LET BE.

.............. lol... just remembered I used to meet a really interesting HG in the Storage Room to plot with

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.............. lol... just remembered I used to meet a really interesting HG in the Storage Room to plot with

tee hee that sounds funny :grin2:

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Letters from Inanimate objects to the Houseguests is a Morty's tradition - one of the reasons I have loved this site.

This year has just felt different and I did not feel up to starting it, but now that it is here.

In tribute to BB 15...let me start with:

Hey Helen:

Aaryn says you should come make us.

The Box of Minute Rice in the Panty

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Helen, Thank You

signed: the clean house

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Dear house full of racists, you finally got me... Signed, the dead back fishie

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STOP WASTING CALIFORNIA'S WATER!!!!

We personally do not care if we hear you pee or not but don't run the water to cover your bathroom chores or private conversations!

Signed: California's water

That is a good one...

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Oh no...please!Don't let them get on me again! Please? I'll never be rid of the shame or the stench. GM don't let the McFilthys soil me again.

The HoH Bed

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psst... production... would you please run out and get me in a bigger size ?

I'm having a hard time holding these things up.

Amanda's bikini top

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