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Dear Brenchel,

Take us to the backyard where there is a device called a washing machine.

Please use it! We don't want to continue marinating in your juices all summer.

Beseechingly,

Your bed linens

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Dear Diary Room:

Shedam Insane Reigns Again.

At least she will leave me alone this week.

The Backyard Crying Bush

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Grodner,

We know you're in here hiding under Brenchal's bed. Get out or we will throw you out!

Sincerely,

the walls of the BB house

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:smilielol: ^^^^^ Hilarious

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Dear Danielle;

Please throw me in the trash. I went out of fashion in the 90's.

Your torn jeans with the huge holes.

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Danielle,

Your game-play called.

It wants it's rationale back.

Love,

The-crazy-train-that-has-become-your-brain. :wacko:

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Danielle,

Your game-play called.

It wants it's rationale back.

Love,

The-crazy-train-that-has-become-your-brain. :wacko:

OMG :smilielol:

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(cue Darth Vader breathing sound)

Dani! I am your Father...pull your head out of your butt ASAP!

the Greyed Out Image Of Dick On The Picture Wall

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Dear Rachel,

It's summer in case you haven't noticed. We'd like a break. Put us back in the closet until next winter.

Your furry winter boots.

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Dear Dani,

You will be able to play the big brother game successfully only if you avoid people with these letter in their name....N......I......C

would love if you would listen to me b4 the feelings in your (cooch=your words)

take over again

puleeze,

the gray matter of your brain that would allow you to win this time

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Dear COWlia

Thank you for dropping all of the food out of your mouth when you eat. We are, seriously, the best fed ants EVER in the BB house.

Sincerely,

The Ants

(yeah I know they aren't inanimate objects - but it is so fitting)

Dear Kalia

You need me, Everyone is complaining about the smell in the room.

Sincerely

The lone pair of underwear you packed for the season

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(cue Darth Vader breathing sound)

Dani! I am your Father...pull your head out of your butt ASAP!

the Greyed Out Image Of Dick On The Picture Wall

:smilielol:

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(cue Darth Vader breathing sound)

Dani! I am your Father...pull your head out of your butt ASAP!

the Greyed Out Image Of Dick On The Picture Wall

:animated_rotfl:

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Kahlia,

Quit running upstairs to suck up to Danielle all the

Time, your wearing out my tread.

signed,

the stairs.

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PRODUCTION CREW, HEY PRODUCTION CREW

Can you please bring some lysol and other air freshners?

these houseguests are stinking it up. I could also use some more

kleenex,.....Rachel cries so much I am about out.

Sincerely,

the BB house!

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PRODUCTION CREW, HEY PRODUCTION CREW

Can you please bring some lysol and other air freshners?

these houseguests are stinking it up. I could also use some more

kleenex,.....Rachel cries so much I am about out.

Sincerely,

the BB house!

I don't think Rachel uses Kleenex's when she cries since there are no actual tears.

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Kalia

It is unbe-'weave'-able to hear you talk about how much you hate hair. And it dis-'tresses' us greatly that you continually toss us to the side and behind the furniture 'weave'ing us to defend for ourselves. Please quit...

Sincerely

Kalias Hair

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Fluff: "I don't think Rachel uses Kleenex's when she cries since there are no actual tears."

OMG... I DID see one tear yesterday - and she let it slide all the way down her check for

dramatic effect. LOL

Production Crew... please drain me and refill with new water and chemicals.

I feel tainted after Kalia tinkled in here.

Thanks, The HOT TUB

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Fluff: "I don't think Rachel uses Kleenex's when she cries since there are no actual tears."

OMG... I DID see one tear yesterday - and she let it slid all the way down her check for

dramatic effect. LOL

Production Crew... please drain me and refill with new water and chemicals.

I feel tainted after Kalia tinkled in here.

Thanks, The HOT TUB

:animated_rotfl:

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Dear Kalia,

You hate other people's hair touching you, and yet you urinate in me so your fellow house-guests can soak in your filthy pee.

F*ck you, you disgusting b!*ch! You sicken and repulse me! You really do!

Go eat yourself... :fyou:

Love,

The Hot-Tub

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Dear Kalia

We are capable of cleaning up areas that need to be 'manicured'... unfortunately you are NOT taking care of the landscaping and the live feed viewers seem to think you are smuggling an otter. Do we need to call in Landscapers OR are you going to let us do the nasty work?

The Razors

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...the live feed viewers seem to think you are smuggling an otter...

Holy sh!t, that was beyond awesome! :animated_rotfl:

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Dear Kalia

We are capable of cleaning up areas that need to be 'manicured'... unfortunately you are NOT taking care of the landscaping and the live feed viewers seem to think you are smuggling an otter. Do we need to call in Landscapers OR are you going to let us do the nasty work?

The Razors

LMFAO! :animated_rotfl:

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