GingerSnaps Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dear Kalia,They should have given you a tent.Sincerely,The Ant Suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dear Brenchel,Take us to the backyard where there is a device called a washing machine.Please use it! We don't want to continue marinating in your juices all summer.Beseechingly,Your bed linens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Dear Diary Room:Shedam Insane Reigns Again.At least she will leave me alone this week.The Backyard Crying Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auroradawn Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Grodner, We know you're in here hiding under Brenchal's bed. Get out or we will throw you out!Sincerely, the walls of the BB house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcat Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 ^^^^^ Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheeliegirl Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Dear Danielle;Please throw me in the trash. I went out of fashion in the 90's.Your torn jeans with the huge holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMachine Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Danielle,Your game-play called.It wants it's rationale back.Love,The-crazy-train-that-has-become-your-brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtheturtle Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I love it DEANMACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Danielle,Your game-play called.It wants it's rationale back.Love,The-crazy-train-that-has-become-your-brain. OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 (cue Darth Vader breathing sound)Dani! I am your Father...pull your head out of your butt ASAP!the Greyed Out Image Of Dick On The Picture Wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Dear Rachel,It's summer in case you haven't noticed. We'd like a break. Put us back in the closet until next winter.Your furry winter boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvgal Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Dear Dani,You will be able to play the big brother game successfully only if you avoid people with these letter in their name....N......I......C would love if you would listen to me b4 the feelings in your (cooch=your words)take over againpuleeze,the gray matter of your brain that would allow you to win this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Dear COWliaThank you for dropping all of the food out of your mouth when you eat. We are, seriously, the best fed ants EVER in the BB house.Sincerely,The Ants(yeah I know they aren't inanimate objects - but it is so fitting)Dear KaliaYou need me, Everyone is complaining about the smell in the room.SincerelyThe lone pair of underwear you packed for the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 (cue Darth Vader breathing sound)Dani! I am your Father...pull your head out of your butt ASAP!the Greyed Out Image Of Dick On The Picture Wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 (cue Darth Vader breathing sound)Dani! I am your Father...pull your head out of your butt ASAP!the Greyed Out Image Of Dick On The Picture Wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Kahlia,Quit running upstairs to suck up to Danielle all theTime, your wearing out my tread.signed,the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 PRODUCTION CREW, HEY PRODUCTION CREWCan you please bring some lysol and other air freshners?these houseguests are stinking it up. I could also use some morekleenex,.....Rachel cries so much I am about out.Sincerely,the BB house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluff Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 PRODUCTION CREW, HEY PRODUCTION CREWCan you please bring some lysol and other air freshners?these houseguests are stinking it up. I could also use some morekleenex,.....Rachel cries so much I am about out.Sincerely,the BB house!I don't think Rachel uses Kleenex's when she cries since there are no actual tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 KaliaIt is unbe-'weave'-able to hear you talk about how much you hate hair. And it dis-'tresses' us greatly that you continually toss us to the side and behind the furniture 'weave'ing us to defend for ourselves. Please quit...SincerelyKalias Hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Fluff: "I don't think Rachel uses Kleenex's when she cries since there are no actual tears."OMG... I DID see one tear yesterday - and she let it slide all the way down her check fordramatic effect. LOLProduction Crew... please drain me and refill with new water and chemicals.I feel tainted after Kalia tinkled in here.Thanks, The HOT TUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjcms2 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Fluff: "I don't think Rachel uses Kleenex's when she cries since there are no actual tears."OMG... I DID see one tear yesterday - and she let it slid all the way down her check fordramatic effect. LOLProduction Crew... please drain me and refill with new water and chemicals.I feel tainted after Kalia tinkled in here.Thanks, The HOT TUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMachine Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Dear Kalia,You hate other people's hair touching you, and yet you urinate in me so your fellow house-guests can soak in your filthy pee.F*ck you, you disgusting b!*ch! You sicken and repulse me! You really do!Go eat yourself... Love, The Hot-Tub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Dear KaliaWe are capable of cleaning up areas that need to be 'manicured'... unfortunately you are NOT taking care of the landscaping and the live feed viewers seem to think you are smuggling an otter. Do we need to call in Landscapers OR are you going to let us do the nasty work?The Razors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMachine Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 ...the live feed viewers seem to think you are smuggling an otter...Holy sh!t, that was beyond awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjcms2 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dear KaliaWe are capable of cleaning up areas that need to be 'manicured'... unfortunately you are NOT taking care of the landscaping and the live feed viewers seem to think you are smuggling an otter. Do we need to call in Landscapers OR are you going to let us do the nasty work?The RazorsLMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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