Califcyclone Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Dear Houseguests: What culinary concoctions will you dream up for me this year?Sincerely,Slop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Dear Houseguest,Who will beat me to death this year?Sincerely, A Pool Stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zip Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Dear houseguest please don't soil me this yearSincerelyHead of Household Bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtheturtle Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Dear Evel Dick (if you are back)Do not spit on me I am not real!From the Backyard Astroturf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Dear houseguests,I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!-Rachel's extensions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBroFanTX Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Dear Houseguests,What makes you think I can't see you pick your nose?Sincerely,CamerasDear Houseguests,I can hear that ! ! ! Yuck ! ! !Sincerely,Microphones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooklyngirl Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 PLease sanitize .. HOH bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gishy333tx Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Dear Brennnnon and Clifford,Please no more hand-jobs.Thanks,Comforter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Dick: So glad our restraining order was enforced by the producers.We were not going to give you another chance to beat us again. Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.Signed,The Pots and PansTo: The Law offices of Schekel, Matzo Ball and McCannSirs, Your services are no longer required.We hope that the retainer previously advanced to you covers the cost for legal counsel in the Evel DICK matter.Additionally, we look forward to cooking you a meal after the end of the Season to show our appreciation. Sincerely,The Pots and Pans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auroradawn Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Dear Porsche, Mirror, mirror on the wall Who is the most conceited bitch of all? You, my dear.Sincerely, BB House mirrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 6Borders Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Dear Rachel -Please lose the laugh...I'm already peeling off the walls and you aren't helping. Sincerely, The Wallpaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Dear Rachel,Please stop talking...you are reaching my destructive resonant frequencySigned,The mirrors-Kyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 12, 2011 Author Share Posted July 12, 2011 Dear HG's: While everyone on the feeds and BBAD seemed to enjoy the music, we did not.Please give us a break we thought with Dick gone we were again safe from physical abuse.The Pots and PansDear Kithcen Table: The HG's appear to now be taking out their aggession upon you.You do not have to take one more round of Big Booty, Big Booty, Big Booty.We've can give you the name of our attorney's should you want to get a restraining order.The Post and Pans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auroradawn Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Porsche, Keith, and Dominic (and Rachel's laugh), Technical difficulties. I will bring up the website for you, though. Bon Qui Qui has a message for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M. Thank you, the tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBJaxFan Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Dear Houseguests,Give up the search. I left the show in protest over the dirty deed pulled by Evel Dick.Franklin the Turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Porsche, Keith, and Dominic (and Rachel's laugh), Technical difficulties. I will bring up the website for you, though. Bon Qui Qui has a message for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M. Thank you, the tvOh no! Security! Too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auroradawn Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Oh no! Security! Too funny!!Thank you! I love to watch Bon Qui Qui especially when I need a pick me up, and my kids at school laugh when I do impressions of her. I'm glad you enjoyed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 15, 2011 Author Share Posted July 15, 2011 To: RachelFrom: The Live Feed CamerasRe: Submissions to Other Reality ShowsPer your request we edited and submitted your live video blog submission to Bridezillas and we have already heard back that the producers think you are just too awful to have on that show.Now, regarding your request for submission to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew would you please review and approve the following:Quote: "Hi My name is Rachel and I have been on not 1 but 2 seasons of Big Brother.After many heated discussions with my betrothed 'Boukie' I find that I suffer from Alcoholism, co-dependancy, plastic surgery/botox addictions, gambling/VEGAS separation anxiety, passive-agressive disorder, body image issues, road rage, anger management, sexism, beastiality, extreme coupouning and un-natural laugh dis-order. I realize you might have Charilie Sheen and Bristol Palin on deck for next season but I really do think you will find that you could possibly line up both Brendon and I as a package deal. We are the perfect duo for your show - we call ourselves Double TroubleHugs and Fake Annoying LaughterRachel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 To: RachelFrom: The Live Feed CamerasRe: Submissions to Other Reality ShowsPer your request we edited and submitted your live video blog submission to Bridezillas and we have already heard back that the producers think you are just too awful to have on that show.Now, regarding your request for submission to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew would you please review and approve the following:Quote: "Hi My name is Rachel and I have been on not 1 but 2 seasons of Big Brother.After many heated discussions with my betrothed 'Boukie' I find that I suffer from Alcoholism, co-dependancy, plastic surgery/botox addictions, gambling/VEGAS separation anxiety, passive-agressive disorder, body image issues, road rage, anger management, sexism, beastiality, extreme coupouning and un-natural laugh dis-order. I realize you might have Charilie Sheen and Bristol Palin on deck for next season but I really do think you will find that you could possibly line up both Brendon and I as a package deal. We are the perfect duo for your show - we call ourselves Double TroubleHugs and Fake Annoying LaughterRachel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dear Rachel, Ewww, do you really have to crawl all up me and cry your whiny tears, and show fake puppy eyes at Brendon when he comes to your "rescue"? Gross, please find somewhere else to cry, your tears are not welcome here.Thank you for staying away!The BY Bushes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMarty Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dear KaliaThere are other people in the house, please stop!!!Thanks,BB Food!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizzmotor Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 KaliaJust hush for a little while. Other HG'S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dear Rachel, Ewww, do you really have to crawl all up me and cry your whiny tears, and show fake puppy eyes at Brendon when he comes to your "rescue"? Gross, please find somewhere else to cry, your tears are not welcome here.Thank you for staying away!The BY Bushes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dear Danielle,This letter is to inform you that although we are super-duper deluxe models, still, our abilities are somewhat limited.Also, please be aware that we are unable to read lips.Sincerely,the Microphones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dear Rachel and Brendan,Please, oh please stop beating me up. After your HOH other people have to use me too.The HOH Room MattressDear Kal-eata,Your wearing out my hinges, and I'm having a had time staying cool. The Refrigerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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