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Britney,

I appreciate your honesty, but you must let it out where others can hear you. My walls are about to tumble down from shaking with laughter at your words. I appreciate when you come in here SO much more than when Red Dog (what's her name?) comes in here, but you must let it out. Creativity is no good if it is locked in.

Your friend,

DR

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Dear Rachel,

I can't take it anymore........... I was designed to pick up the quietest of noises, the lowest of whispers, the hint of a secret but your non-stop, over the top, fake as a Gucci bag at the flea-market cackling is making me reconsider my job! Hell I shoulda taken the Survivor job but nnnnnooooo I thought a nice plushy, air-conditioned house was better then all the heat, torrential storms, and sand! Boy was I wrong!

Sincerely,

Your Mic

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Lane:

Like OMG...we know we are not, like ya knuwww, inanimutt objecxxx but puhhleez don't eeeeeVuhN try to Role Play on R behalf

Only BritKneeeee could possibly speak Valley Grrrrrillll

California's "Happy Cows"

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Dear Matt,

Way to shake things up...

Heaven knows that Kathy and Andrew are dangerous as hell...

Signed,

The HoH Key

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Britney,

For the love of all that is holy PLEASE do that cute dance again

Signed,

The Kitchen Counter (co-signed by ILoveDani...number 1 fan...seriously I love you)

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Matt,

You make me sick...

Signed,

Johnny Fairplay

-Kyo

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Dear Lane,

We're in the BB house where so many tried and didn't get in.

It is very tight and dark in here and we are tired of being stuck together.

So can you pull me out so we start playing this game already.

Signed,

Your Head and your @$$

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