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from jokers by mockingbird....

What the Future Holds for the HG's of Big Brother 11.

1. Ronnie: Ronnie's wife demands that he get a real job upon leaving the Big Brother house. Since he is especially knowledgeable about computers he applies for a position with the local Geek Squad but his application is rejected on the grounds the geeks think him waaay too big a nerd!

2. Chima: Chima was removed from the Big Brother house and goes on to be removed from a Starbucks, a Piggly Wiggly, a Wal-Mart (twice), a local car wash and the CBS parking lot on finale night.

3. Michelle: Michelle's life returns to the mundanely normal after leaving the Big Brother house. She returns to her cold sterile lab where she doesn't have to actually interact with others. She is often seen alone eating lunch in the cafeteria wearing her devil horns and mumbling quietly to herself.

4. Russell: Russell goes on to star in a self-made soft porn movie entitled The Love Muscle, turns out sales are disappointing because his "love muscle" doesn't quite "measure up".

5. Braden: Braden becomes Russell's "stand in" for a re-make of the movie The Love Muscle, copies fly off the shelves.

6. Casey: Casey opens a hugely successful bikini/strip bar in St. Petersburg, Fla. Its name? What else

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Thanks for a view into their futures, ajmac!!!! Really funny!!!

BTW I recently saw the 1959 movie of "Solomon and Sheba" and knew THAT is the role for "Chima the queen of Sheba"...of course she'll walk off the set on day two. To be replaced by Angelina Jolie.

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Thanks for a view into their futures, ajmac!!!! Really funny!!!

BTW I recently saw the 1959 movie of "Solomon and Sheba" and knew THAT is the role for "Chima the queen of Sheba"...of course she'll walk off the set on day two. To be replaced by Angelina Jolie.

Len, LOL LOL LOL, The Queen of She-ma = :jasmine:

Please folks, no card or letters.

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What if kevin is playing America? he knows jeff is popular (and so is jordan by association), so maybe he's been talking smack in the DR about Nat to gain a few points (he might have guessed that America would probably be the 7th juror). And then in the end, if he wins the final HOH, he'll still take Nat.

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The only thing that had convinced me Kevin is taking Jordan is all the mumbling he did practicing his speech and comparing himself to Jordan.

Still.......... we really for the first time in many seasons don't know out of the 3 who is going to take who.

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I do agree with you all--I do not want to see Natalie win anything at all but It would have been a little interesting for Natalie to get questioned by the Jury and if her speach would have started with "I never lied" and they the jury start questions with the "18 yrs old lie"....I would like to see how Natalie would worm her way out of that lie or any of one of her lies.

But I really don't think the jury was bright enough to catch her on all her lies.

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Exactly, Marty. And this may be a good thing too. At least Kevin knows Nat, like the Wicked Witch in Munchkin Land, has no power whatsoever. She will not have time to "bad mouth" kevin. If Kevin takes nat, then he deserves to lose big money (although he might not, still he doesn't know that for sure, does he?)

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What if kevin is playing America? he knows jeff is popular (and so is jordan by association), so maybe he's been talking smack in the DR about Nat to gain a few points (he might have guessed that America would probably be the 7th juror). And then in the end, if he wins the final HOH, he'll still take Nat.

It wouldn't matter because he still doesn't have the votes against her. The only for sure vote he'd have it Lydia. It would be wiser to take Jordan and at least get a 1/2 shot. I still think Jordan will win against him. Here's how I see the votes and I could be totally off.

Jordan vs Kevin:

Jordan - Jeff, Michelle, Russell, Jessie, and America

Kevin - Lydia and Natalie (she might not vote for him if he wins HOH and evict her tonight)

Kevin vs Natalie:

Kevin - Lydia, Michelle, and America

Natalie - Jessie, Jeff, Jordan, Russell

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LOL MadMarty, so true, and I am sure that Lydiot has had a chance to become friends with little Jesse,lol

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I think Russel and Jeff would both vote for Kevin against Natalie, as they both seemed to want him to win in the last pictures from the jury house.

I also do not think there is any way in hell Michelle will vote for Natalie to win anything.

Well Michelle told Kevin if he voted to evicted her that he wouldn't get her vote but she could change her mind. LOL

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I can't see nat getting Michele's vote, if it comes to that, Nat attacked Michele one too many times & the look on Michele's face said it all.

And Nat knows she's not well liked, because her boyfriend tipped her off. Nast said her boyfriend said there was a lot of "Haters on the blogs" as she put it.

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