SueZqueZ Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Dear BB Production, Please save me, wash me, cleanse me. I feel scuzzy and sexually abused. I was forced into a sexual act I did not willingly want to participate in. Oh the horror, let me in the DR, quick send for counseling I'm starting to shred!! The HOH Blanket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooklyngirl Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Dear Russell, Come On, You wanna piece of me? You think you're so tough! I have a higher IQ than you and could still kick your scrawny a$$!!! Signed, The Wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Dear Jessie's "Johnson" (would that be an inanimate object? Hmmmm, anwyay) I hear ya got somethin' somethin'. Congratulations. Lydia's hand , or or (meeeeeeeeowww). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Dear Jeff, Braden, Jordan, and Jessie, Don't be afraid to use me next time before you moon. Morty's front page deserves better. Sincerely, Preparation H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Dear Front Door, We are sending in dozens of jars of vasoline to slather on your door jams, so when Jessie and Russell get evicted, their heads don't get stuck. Thanks, BB Production Crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Dear Jesse, Natalie, & Russell, Your membership has been pre-approved. Sincerely, Bully's of the World Fan Club Website "You better join, or else!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Dear Russell.. I dont appreciate you calling me small... I am much bigger than Jordan's IQ! -Jordan's Shoe. (I like Jordan too.. I just thought it was funny) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklet Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Dear Jeff, Braden, Jordan, and Jessie, Don't be afraid to use me next time before you moon. Morty's front page deserves better. Sincerely, Preparation H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Dear Lydia, I have one purpose in my life and you've used me with that tool Jessie!!! What a waste!!! Signed, The Condom Wrapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Dear Russell, Sharpies are multi functional. Signed, Your Right Eyebrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Dear Natalie & Chima, If I had any say I would evict you from here. Signed, the red room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Dear Chima, I hate you Signed, America (I'm bored and I really wanted to write that) Dear Russell, Start using your brain and not me. Signed Your Love Muscle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Dear Lydia, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest and landed right inside the BB house. Unfortunately they want their mental patient back. Don't worry about packing your side show freak hats, it's not like you'll really get the chance to put them on with your hands being pinned behind your back and all. Best leave them behind to cover Jessie's "head" since your filthy mouth won't be around to do it. Signed, Jack, who's taking pointers from you on how to be insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 ^^^^^ OMG too too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Dear Ronnie, I am beyond ashamed that of all people in the world you chose to represent me. There are many colors you could have chosen ie: Gray for your complete dullness, green for envy (we all know how you want to be with the meat heads), pink because of the sissy that you are, purple and blue for all the bruises you are going to get by hitting yourself after watching this show when you are out, etc... but no, you just had to pick me.... I think the real reason you had no friends in High School is because you were a liar.... and could never keep your stories straight. Signed in embarassment, The color yellow I cringe everytime you I think of the strip down your back or your belly... please assign a new color to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlranger Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Jesse and Lydia, I feel dirty inside and out. Please don't use anymore of my friends. Thanks, Trojanz Condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Muscle Monkies, Enough already. The Weights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Jesse, Maybe you need to remember where you laid me down instead of acusing others. Signed, Your toothpaste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awkwarddddddd Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Fishies, This season is for YOU! You guys are way more interesting than the house guest Your Friend Camera Men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awkwarddddddd Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Kevin, Dude are you color blind? Seriously you never match and your hurting our lenses, please seek fashion advice immediately after exiting BB house! Signed ALL Cameras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholle Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Casey, This morning when you were the only one awake, I'm not sure if you thought I might make good fertilizer and decided to try it out. I'm not, it won't help your hair grow to cover that thinning spot. Please leave me where I belong nobody wants to see you use me again. The contents of your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Ronnie, Would you please make up your F***ing mind, so we know which direction to go for this week!!! Sincerely, The Production Crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Dear Ronnie Quit! Your killing me.. Make up your damn mind.. -Your brain. Dear Lydia When you have your head up Jessee's ass all day, it really starts to smell in here... -Your brain. Dear Jessee Have we met? -Your brain. (a true inanimate object) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 To my seesters Nataleee and Cheeema; Aye se Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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