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Just thought of another couple more.

Keesha: Hired by Jacque Cousteau society after they discover her laugh encourages whale mating for endangered Humpbacks.

Renny: Starts a line of Red Hat Lady wear

Jerry: Opens "full body" pool cleaning service chain.

Brian: Sued by the Ana Nicole Trust after launching a line of sock puppets based on famous reality show stars.

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Funny!!! Really good thoughts, Califcyclone!!! I think Renny has unlimited internet potential...A whole line of wigs....Jerry could sell his boogers online...Sorry, I'm getting punchy here. I hope Renny at least becomes queen of the Mardi Gras next year. I'm bummed she's going. We need a twist here, BB.

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More thoughts;

Steven and Brian star in the re-make of Broke Back Mountain.

Jerry, after recovering from his injuries :faint: retires to Parris Island, after reuniting with first wife Clara (lol Len).

Memphis becomes a race car driver - of course using the car he won on BB. Uses # 69 in honor of his fond memories of April and Ollie.

Michelle becomes an English (cwazy)

Ollie becomes Julie Chen's personal assistant. Fired first day for continually calling her Julie Mama.

April is still married to OJ. More news at 11 - :giljotiini:

Renny named next tropical storm.

Keesha works for Brite Smile.

Angie ?? no one knows but last seen wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette.

Dan becomes quarterback for Da Bears.

Libra named Mother of the Year at her childrens school.

Jesse marries himself.

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Brian . . . . . . . Starts his own sock puppet troupe and travels the world

Angie. . . . . . . Retires the book "Where's Waldo" and creates one with the name "Where's Angie" and instead of wearing Red beanie cap she wears Stevens cap

Steven . . . . . Finds Dustin and beats the tar out of him

Jessie. . . . . . Under study for the guy on Beetlejuice with the shrunken head

Ollie . . . . . . . Poster child for birth control

Jerry . . . . . . . Advisor for "safety around the pool" and author of a book with the same title

Libra . . . . . . . Husband leaves her and takes the kids, she loses her huge house that she has continually bragged about and uses her puppet master skills to fraud the welfare system

Dan . . . . . . . Co-authors the book that Memphis writes (see below)

Renny . . . . . . MC of all future Mardi Gras parades

Memphis . . . . Writes a book entitled "10,001 ways to use the word 'Dude' in everyday conversation"

Keesha . . . . . Marries JJ and winds up creating a clothing line for small dogs called "Gizmo's Garments"

Michelle . . . . . Hunts around in all the forests, world wide, looking for the ugly tree that she fell from as she is determined to chop it down

April . . . . . . . plays the roll of the Crypt Keeper in all future movies of "Tales From The Crypt" and also becomes the model for the new Bondage Barbie, which is a massive flop everywhere except the red-light district, where she has hired Michelle to peddle it.

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Since there seems to be so many of us that see a future in show business, click the link below to see the first venture into movie making history with Libra, Michelle, April & Keesha!

But be forewarned, if you don't want to hear the F-Bomb, DO NOT watch this clip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click below to view the "Drunk Women of Big Brother 10" :animated_rotfl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bIMIH1db6I

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:animated_rotfl: Freakin' hilarious video sonoerin. The background music was perfect. Thanks for posting!!!
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THIS JUST IN: Michelle just hired to join "The View" on ABC. According to Baba Wawa, producer, creator, stah, "Michelle had a certain chawm about her, an elegance of speaking...Amewica needs to be exposed to the Engwish wangwage as it wah intended to be spoken!"

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According to Baba Wawa, producer, creator, stah, "Michelle had a certain chawm about her, an elegance of speaking...Amewica needs to be exposed to the Engwish wangwage as it wah intended to be spoken

Somewhere, Gilda Radner is :lol2: in her grave, God Rest Her Soul!

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Can you imagine the original Not Ready For Primetime Players doing a skit on BB10? You just know that Gilda would have been wearing her Roseanne Roseannadana wig and playing Michelle for all it's worth!

OMG - Belushi could have done Memphis!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to stop before I suffer an anuerism :animated_rotfl:

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Sorry to scoop you Lenray...but Daily Variety has a front page article that Sylvester Stallone has stolen Michelle away from The View and signed her to star in Rocky XXVII - Michelle is to play a orphaned streetfigher named Rockette who finds out via DNA testing that her actual father is the famous Rocky Balboa.

Sheila from BB9 is signed in a Cameo to play her deceased addict mother who was killed during a tragic Rhode Island beach scene where baby Rockette is left in a strollah watching her mutha drown in the watah after eating bad Chowdah and getting a stomach cramp.

Rockette seeks out Rocky to train her to fight the undefeated Appoliana (played by Laila Ali) in the Women's Ultimate Anyweight Championship fight.

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