BBfanforever Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 lol.. Misha, that was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranjake Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 michelle as a realtor: "so this is the f'in house. you con see the f'in hardwood floors and the f'in baseboard heat. notice the f'in cove ceilings. notice the f'in fireplace which runs with f'in gas or f'in wood. notice the f'in marble f'in countertops and the f'in granite f'in flooah. i can't believe you can buy an f'in house like this. my mothah could never buy a f'in house like this. my f'in parents put me in jail. you must think your f'in bettuh then everyone else to buy a house like this. i need an f'in drink." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YosemiteSam Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 omg lmaooooooooooooooooo michelle as a realtor: "so this is the f'in house. you con see the f'in hardwood floors and the f'in baseboard heat. notice the f'in cove ceilings. notice the f'in fireplace which runs with f'in gas or f'in wood. notice the f'in marble f'in countertops and the f'in granite f'in flooah. i can't believe you can buy an f'in house like this. my mothah could never buy a f'in house like this. my f'in parents put me in jail. you must think your f'in bettuh then everyone else to buy a house like this. i need an f'in drink." omg i'm wiping tears over here, LMAO that was great! Thank you, I needed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 you must think your f'in bettuh then everyone else to buy a house like this. i need an f'in drink Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning. I can just see her stomping around like she does in the BB house, flinging her arms around wildly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misha Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I'm already laughing this morning and that bit just put me over the top to where I'm laughing with tears in my eyes. Thank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvgal Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 ran...........that's the best post, ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Ran, lol lol lol, wet my pants laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcat Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I love an eastern accent, from New York to Boston, but Michelle is ruining it, it is because along with the sound we are getting a nasty skank to go along with it, I certainly will never think of easterners as being like her when I hear that accent, so all of you east coasters breathe easy, we know it is just her,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I'm from Boston and not many people talk like Michelle at all. Maybe it's the section of Rhode Island she is from but I have been to parts of Rhode Island and never heard an accent like hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 michelle as a realtor: "so this is the f'in house. you con see the f'in hardwood floors and the f'in baseboard heat. notice the f'in cove ceilings. notice the f'in fireplace which runs with f'in gas or f'in wood. notice the f'in marble f'in countertops and the f'in granite f'in flooah. i can't believe you can buy an f'in house like this. my mothah could never buy a f'in house like this. my f'in parents put me in jail. you must think your f'in bettuh then everyone else to buy a house like this. i need an f'in drink." Lol, Ran! My dh was saying something very similar last night when we were watching the show and they showed that Manchelle was a realtor during one of her DR's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcat Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Joy, I have waited on many easterners in my restaurant, and i can always distinguish NY from Boston, but her accent is really the heaviest I have ever heard, almost unable to decipher it,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranjake Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 thanks! but don't you think i'm kind of sick for even imagining it? maybe i need a new hobby! michelle grocery shopping:"ok, i need buttuh, bread, eggs and cheese. no, not weel cheese, that's for f'in rich f'in people. i need fake cheese in f'in plastic. i make the best f'in eggs after my f'in mothuh. she made me f'in eggs after she f'in put me in f'in jail. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Ran STOP, your killing me. You have to drop the R's tho. Bread = bwead. Rich = wich. After = afta. Did you see where Dan was trying to teach Michelle how to speak correctly. Dan said he figured it out, it's your (her) R's. If I remember correctly (could be wrong) he asked her to fart, she said faht. To quote one of the posters here - Michelle is Cwazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzGrama Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 One of the sentences Dan tried to teach Michelle was....On my bread, I like to spread, butter. Michelle: On my bwead, I like to spwead, buttah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 AZ - lol lol lol. She's cwazy I tell ya, cwazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 welcome to the block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 OMG OMG Michelle putting pillows in the windows and yelling don't put no f'ing cameras on me and yells it several times. She has used the F word 15 times in 15 seconds, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Michelle MFing the camera guys and telling them to get off her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvgal Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Michelle is fighting with the camera............you MF'r.........I'll F you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 hahaha. Oh michelle, she just has such a mastery of the english language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcat Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 OMG, she is gonna get herself kicked off that show id she isn't careful, she does not care at this point prolly, she knows she is a goner,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast49 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 This is by far the BEST thread in a long time. I loved the "Michelle-the-F'in-Realtor" comment by ranjake! Michelle is a piece of work. From day one I said to myself I'd hate to run into her in a dark alley. You posters are terrific! I needed a great laugh after a horrific day. Gracias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 i can see michelle dor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvgal Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Michell just realized that after all the F****** she has planned...........she got f***** she went to the DR to get some answers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 can we have a thread "Michelle reads classic fairy tales to small children"? I think that'd be good. "Wittle Wed F'n Widing Hood went to f'n granmaws house but the f'n wolf ate g'ma. Stupid m'fin m'f'er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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