uvp Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i still dont know why bb hasnt banned bible yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boobaloo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Dear Natalie, Please fold me over or scrunch me down, you are not 10 years old anymore. Sincerely, your socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dear Guinea Pigs: After Sharon is voted out who do you think should go next...you seem to have more on the ball than most of the HG's. Signed: Diary Room Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyFreakinCrocker Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dear Chelsia, It does stink. Thanks Alot, Allison's finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerosmithchickey Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dear Natalie, Could you please stop saying me out loud....all the other curse words make fun of me and you just make them all laugh at me that much more. Thanks, Whoopty Freakin Ding Dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerosmithchickey Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dear Natalie, Could you please stop shopping at Claire's and leave us for the pre-teens?? Thanks, The Metallic Star Hairbows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Evel Dick: Ssssshhhhh - Please don't call any more attention to us or try to break us apart. We don't mind this group of Houseguests too much, actually my friend the pot and kettle are really the only one's that can call these people out on their skanky deeds. Signed: Last Season's Frying Pan P.S.: Don't tell anyone but I have a secret Alliance with Josh! We call it the TGIF alliance (Thank God It's FryGay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis_3 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Dear Natalie, Please put don't tease me. Love, Your hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_topology Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Dear Chelsia, Feel free to look me up any time. Yours Truly, Dignity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takagou Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Dear HGs, Thank you so much for allowing me to shine so often in this house! Although past hgs have allowed me to exist, I have never flourished like this before. Please, continue what you are doing, so that I may make many more appearances! Thankfully yours, The censorship "beep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nerorowan Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Dear Chelsia, Please make the bad man stop!Why OH WHY!! Yours truly, Little Red Robe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjcs Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 MAybe this one has been covered all ready but I'll give it a shot just in case Dear Sheila, STFU!!!!!!!!! Were about to explode and malfunction. Yours truly, your microphone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeCiMom Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Dear Natalie and Sheila, I have a bad feeling... You've been talking about Matt, Josh, Chelsia and James more than me. You know how jealous I can get. What perplexes me is that you know I bite when I'm not on your mind!!! Please don't make me go all "queen bee" on your asses!!! I'll kick you where the sun don't shine; worse than any of these house guests you've yapping about for WEEKS!!! Now this is my last warning (cause I do want us to work together and I wuvs ya) get off you duffs and think about me once in a while. Lord knows (and he speaks to me often) I've put many a man and woman in their graves (sequester) so stop worrying/thinking/talking about the drama of the house, k? okay!!! Now go out there and get those freaks that can beat you. Sincerely 'Your game plan' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Dear Amanda, Please cover us, we're cold. Your ass cheeks Dear Natalie, We seem to have lost the 27th letter "AND"...can you help find it that would be great. G-R-8! Sincerely, The alphabet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifafan Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Dear Natalie If everything God gives you is good, how come we weren't? We miss you. Your Original Boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedOne Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Dear Josh, Eat me. The Slop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmuffin Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Dear Natalie If everything God gives you is good, how come we weren't? We miss you. Your Original Boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlatl Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Dear Natalie - Just because the real people are sick of talking to you, please stop turning to us. We can't take it anymore either! The photos on the photo wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearpawz Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Dear Baller, fondle, fonlde, grope, squeeze. We never got out on real dates anymore keep your hands off me signed your over worked and underpaid private parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodoubt575 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Dear James, Sorry but I can't keep helping you save yourself. You've done this three weeks in a row and I'm sick of you using me. Your ex-friend, Power of Veto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Dear Adam... We're all torn, worn out and thread bare. Please find something else to do with your hands. Thank you in advance, Your pants pockets p.s. We're dreading that you'll be running out of ciggys soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Adam: Please do not fondle me like you do your private parts... or (for that matter) after you fondle your private parts Thanks: POV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Natalie: Thank goodness, you might be gone soon - all that incessant yammering....we are so tirrrrred Every Microphone in the House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBinMiami Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Natalie, You won't need me where you are going. The Holy Bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTK Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Dear HGs I miss the warmth of someone laying on me, please sit on my lap or pull me out and just come lay down. Lonely in here, The Pull Out Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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