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What is name of the ep where George buys the envelopes that causes Susan to die ???? I cannot remember the name :!:

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Yep, I remember that one lol lol :D:D no have not heard about a movie ???? :(:(

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Guest ranster627
OK....I guess I need to work on posting those festivus traditions before December 23 arrives.....less than 6 months away.  Need to get ready early.  :roll:

Please please please ... pretty pleasse with sugar on top?

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SEINFELD ROCKS! I WATCH ANY EPISODE I FIND ON TV. MY FAV: THE CAR GARAGE: "WHAT ABOUT THE FISH!" THEN JERRY AND GEORGE PEEING IN THE GARAGE, AND GETTING ARRESTED.

FAV: WHEN WE LEARNED KRAMMERS FIRST NAME, COSMO....FUUNY STUFF :lol:

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"What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually."

"Does that bother you?"

"Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?"

"Not at all."

"You see, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it. How can it not bother you?"

"Well, I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. Everyone of them believed that the secret of life is just to live every moment."

"Yeah, I've heard that. Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."

- George and Kramer, in "The Parking Garage"

:D:D:D:D

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Art Van Delay they have shirts on EBAY with that on them...I may need one. Seinfeld is genious. He and his cast. I told Nemo I want the first seasons on DVD. So we will see....then I can quote more Seinfeld.

GET OUT!!!!!!! Elaine....and her god awful dance. :lol:

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Then check these sites,http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/ andhttp://members.aol.com/Seinfeld10/Quotesindex.html :D:D:D

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"Explain to me how this baby shower thing works."

"What do you wanna know?"

"Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?"

"Rarely."

- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Baby Shower"

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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I cannot wait for Festivus it is the best time of the year !!!!!!!!!!!

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"Serenity now! Serenity now!"

"What is that?"

"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity now!'"

"Are you supposed to yell it?"

"The man on the tape wasn't specific."

- Frank and George, in "The Serenity Now"

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"Helloooooo, I got beamed with a giant ball of oil. I'm slippery as an eel....la la la" --Jerry, George, Kramer

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I love Seinfled...That's one show I'll never get sick of. One of my fave episodes in the Marble Rye one.

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More from THE RYE ep

"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"

- Frank, in "The Rye"

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Guest Adam Without His Apple

This thread is gold, Jerry! GOLD!

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Guest ranster627

FROM TV GUIDE: Entertainment News

STORK REPORT: The ever-expanding Seinfeld dynasty has added a new asset. The New York Post reports that Jerry's wife, Jessica, gave birth to their third child, son Shepherd Kellen, on Monday in New York. He joins brother Julian, 2, and sister Sascha, 4. Said the couple's rep: "Both baby and parents are home and doing great."

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FROM TV GUIDE: Entertainment News

STORK REPORT:

"That's Gold, Jerry, Gold" lol lol :D

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"You caved?!"

"It's over!?!"

"You're out?!?"

"Oh my God, the Queen is dead!"

"I figured you'd cruise, at least through the spring..."

- George and Jerry, reacting with shock at the news that Elaine has dropped out of "The Contest"

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"You caved?!"

"It's over!?!"

"You're out?!?"

"Oh my God, the Queen is dead!"

"I figured you'd cruise, at least through the spring..."

- George and Jerry, reacting with shock at the news that Elaine has dropped out of "The Contest"

it was John John

*pulls money out of purse* :(

This thread is gold, Jerry! GOLD!

haha Banya cracks me up..he's so annoying

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"Yeah, interest. It's an amazing thing. You make money without doing anything..."

"Y'know, I have friends who try to base their whole life on that principle."

"Really? Who?"

"Nobody you know..."

- George and Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"

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my fav moments

Kavorka

Serenity now...Insanity later

George's speech about being from a long line of quitters..."my father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter...I was born to give up"

The intern

The Merv Griffin set. lol @ Kramer eating those chips during "commercial break". and lol @ them bringing Jerry's girlfreind out after he admitted to getting her drunk to play with her toys..lol @ Newman "Go girl"

George racing those old people on his Rascal

Top of the muffin to you!

You dipped a chip, you took a bite....and then you dipped again (I forgot the exact phrase)

Rochelle Rochelle..a coming of age story about a young woman's journey from Milan to Minsk

Elaine's cat fight with the woman that didn't move her arms

Elaine's meeting with her coworker, Peterman and "Susie"

The Sidler

The Urban Sombrero

ok, I could go on and on

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Don't know the name of the episode, but I call it the "Stella" Seinfeld. When Jerry and Elaine go visit his parents in Florida. No AC -- 'You think it's hot in here? The AC? I don't even know how to work it.'

Elaine injures her back on the sofa sleeper ( been there, done that) -- Jerry's bloodshot eyes -- Elaine hopped up on muscle relaxants - "Stella..... STELLLLAAAA....."

Oh yeah ... good times... good times.....

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"All bald people look good in hats."

"You should have lived in the twenties and thirties, you know men wore hats all the time then."

"What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew."

- George and Elaine, in "The Parking Spot"

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