bearpawz Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Dear AP, Eric you dumb ass, switch sides before it's too late. Love Carol's, Joe's, Mike's, Nick's and Kail's black and white pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 Anyone know how we can get nominated and voted out of this ridiculous house? Thanks The BB8 Ant Alliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AloraOrion Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear HG's, I am being used and abused in a way nobody has ever done before. Although I would like to say I like it, I know it is not morally correct. I know my capabilities and some of you are taking advantage. Just put me down now! Sincerely, The Bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sashaa Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Dear Jessica, We are here in the SR waiting for you...we know you need us. Love, Ear plugs and Amber's Xanax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustybob Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Dear Dustin, Please make sure I'm open before insulting Dick behind his back. Sincerely, The Sliding Glass Door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katydidit Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Dear Dani - I understand that you feel unappreciated and superior. I understand that you want a new life with fistfuls of money. And I understand that I am in the way of all that. Too bad. So sad. You'll have to kick me out the door. Lovingly, Dick's butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonatosAllTheWay Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Dear Dustin, I know you may be worried about your eviction today, but that is no way to deal with it. You must have faith. sincerely, Jameka's God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentMonk71 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Dear Remaining Houseguest It's been fun, but you won't matter much longer. love, Football season Dear Bunnies, Don't worry we will save you. The Wonder Pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Dear Jen: Go ahead eat til your ass is bigger than your ego...see if I care. Hope you enjoy the chow at sequester or Vanna's. Slop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Dear HG's: Play with yourselves and leave us alone. Sincerely: The Quarter and Beer Pong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUMA Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Dear Dick Puleeeeeese quit spitting on everything we walk on. Tired of stepping in your crap. Most sincerely, All the other Hg's feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburngirl Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 i love this thread and wish i could come up with some funny ones.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breezemom Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Dear Eric, Stop dressing me like a girl! Sincerely, Your Body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Dear Zach. - Do something. - America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMISS Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 dear dick, please remember your only claim to fame will ever be.... your ability to hackup a lung ,burp, fart and grunt 5,000 times a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Depeche221 Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Dear Dick I am here with you. I will be with you till the end. And the end is near.......VERY near. Love Lung Cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crustylugholes Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Dear Bunnies, Don't worry we will save you. The Wonder Pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GQtaste Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Dear Dick, you will be getting whacked soon after eviction. Sincerely, Jens Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dear Eric, You finally won one. Now USE it!! I love being used!! Sincerely, POV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dear Eric, On second thought, don't use me... I don't want to see Dick go off on anyone else... Signed, The Veto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trixiepal Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Oh you guys are so funny I have just read this whole thread and have been laughing so much I am crying like Whaaamber! Dear Daniele, Please stop, please I am getting heavier every day. Really, you don't have to do this, just a couple strokes is enough. NO STOP! Put that wand down! 80 Strokes is TOO much. Sincerely, Your Eyelashes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crustylugholes Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dear Dani, Now that the washer is broken could you puhleeease lighten up on the foundation?! We're all clotted up with a thick horrible paste the shade of pinkish tan now! Signed The wash cloths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dear Jen: I really do look better in black and white Cmon, the shades of gray hide all the chins and bags under you eyes. Really, I mean it... Your Memorial Wall Photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dear Eric, Could you please give us a rest and quit flapping us so much? Sincerely, Your gums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dear Eric, Please, please stop already. We luv's ya bro, but your wearing me thin!! Not to mention what your doing to our sister, she is drying up!! And our baby brother, well he is swollen to the max!! Your brothers, Vocal cords & Tongue And sister throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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