Katydidit Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 The women are hurt, can't feel the sunshine of truth; they need a rain's reign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjcs Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 All Stars didn't see a tornado named CT hopefully they lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Thirty days of slop, NPH calls him "simple", Yet he alone sees all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjcs Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 George the chicken man called a floater by house guest hope he wins it all Dani went crazy alcohol is not her friend CT sealed her fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Boogie-Woogie Coattails did his master's bidding. Showmanced a skinny girl who with her feet was fiddling. But Boogie-Woogie Coattails will soon find out one day that his master was only using him so he could have his way. Now Boogie-Woogie Coattails will maybe take second prize but his master will be the winner my oh my isn't that a surprise! Author: Dr. Will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjcs Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetlj Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Too cute!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Hahaha! Love it OldGuy! O'er all the land there ruled a Queen A glorious Queen named Dani She loved her throne and ruled alone But kept her minions handy Then from down in the valley of Buxom Glen Along came a lovely young lass Flipped back her locks, matched her gloves with her socks And proceeded to kick Dani's arse In comp after comp she came out on top Though she used Dr. Will to help think Of things they could plan, to get the upper hand On that Queen in the hideous pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katydidit Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Boogie and Will went up the hill to fetch the Queen of BB. Boogie fell down and broke his crown and Will came flirting -- tee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Wow, GoJaney!! You sure topped me! "Down in the valley of Buxom Glen" . . . I love it! Oldguy shuffles off, trying to think of a new nursery rhyme, but will maybe try to come up with a limerick instead. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdn viper Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 can't write like you did - but sure enjoyed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Janelle and Will Used George as shill And sent Danielle to sequester. Janie expects that Erika's next, but a Will-surprise might best her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Aw, oldman.... no way did I top you! Loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Furniture, we sit on Furniture, we choose But a box can only be furniture, When the owner allows it to be used! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Too many "feet" in the last line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 roses are red violets are blue janelle is in bed and Will is so blue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rook9566 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Enough Haiku how about a limerick or two For Erika There once was a girl from Chill Town. With Mike Boogie, she thought she was down. But it is all just a lie. Soon she'll go bye bye, and... We'll all laugh when she's nowhere to be found! For Danielle She proclaimed herself the Black Widow. A fiery mom from the ghetto. It was just a false claim. Her gameplay is lame. Now soon she will get the old heave-ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 An Ode to Big Brother TV has been a friend to me for many years gone by But not until I saw Dr. Will was its priority so high Hardy was hot, and Kent was not And Bunky'd always cry Justin was rough and Shannon was tough While Mike stood idly by I loved Nichole, though her spiel got old As did Monica's bitchin Sheryl and Autumn, I admit I've forgot em But not Krista and the knife in the kitchen Though not the pioneer or the very first year Season two was the place it all started It introduced the lies and the peeps we despised And since then we have never been parted Season three brought us Roddy The hottie that everyone wanted Tonya the mom, Gerry the slob And Lisa who won it undaunted. Eric the stud and Josh the dud And Jason the virgin and saint Chiara the skank, and Marci the frank Who never learned the art of restraint And our lady Danielle who raised lots of hell In her secret alliance with J And my beloved Amy, a southern belle lady Who ate tons of cheese every day I expected much more from the Season of Four But it bored me despite all the twists The ex factor? Please, half the cast looked diseased And the rest seemed to be bumbling twits Best part of the season, for very good reason Was David and his roll in the sheets With the psycho's ex Amanda but they promptly then canned her And her sextape made it to the streets. Season 5 arrived just in time to revive The spirit of the old Big Brother With twins and mandanas, and two guests that shared nanas Though they each had a different mother Adria and Nat and Cowboy and his hat Diane and Nic and Drew All that alone is cause to hold phones But Big Brother wasn't yet through They tossed in a Marvin, big but he's harmless Though for Karen I can't say the same the token old guy who was voted off why can I never remember his name? We had Lori and Will, and a voice so shrill That belonged to a barbie named Holly Give us Scott give us Jase, who had a mean mirror face And that's enough of a reason to be jolly But even better pics awaited Season 6 The top of the ladder so far Though a leader emerged and formed the nerd herd Our Sovs surely raised the game bar Ashlea and Beau and Jennifer who we know Led to the end of the King Ivette and Maggie and April and Crappy AKA Gollum in search of the ring James and his Sarah who never should have let him Betray his alliance of 6 Rachel with Howie and Janie who was wowied By Mike and his prowess with chicks But now its the all stars, and the booze flows like bars And Dani is getting her kicks Ringing the doorbell, the other guests are in hell And UVP keeps screaming its fixed Who'll take the prize, we'll see with our eyes When the season wraps in 13 days Chilltown leads and feeders plead That Janey will make sure they pay George is still floatin and Will is still totin Boogie along on his back. Janey lost friends and Danielle's near the end And Erika plays "footsie" in the sack. When all's said and done, I can say its been fun And that I've always been entertained. I just hope that for 8, that the cast's just as great And to Mortys I'll again be chained! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 A short ode to Chicken George because I feel bad about leaving out season one! It must be hard, in a leotard To still feel like the man I'm not sure they should, but if anyone could Then Georgie surely can He's hung in tough, though he's been up enough That he should be gone by now But his head stays high and that's mostly why He's the man to show us how To stay afloat when they rock the boat And alignments start to shift And in the end, he just might win And the champagne he will sip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 But now its the all stars, and the booze flows like bars And Dani is getting her kicks Ringing the doorbell, the other guests are in hell And UVP keeps screaming its fixed good job on that.. and thanks for making me laugh out loud at my desk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I'm waiting for him to get here, Fizzle.... Hope he doesn't think its "Flaming or baiting"... just pickin a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 he usually takes it all in fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Unless Janey wins It seems like a lifetime until the show starts! I'm ready to get it going!!! Write a poem Fizzle!!! Distract me from the waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oh come on... the anticipation's killing me... anyone? hello? Mcfly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelegyrl Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Ok, I'll try. Janie's the badass who flirts with the king Erika's barfing, but not eating a thing. Boogie's a retard who has no real game and erika, his hotard plays about the same. Will keeps lieing the fools, they believe they are all his allies until they are decieved. George is just there sitting back with a smile until final two, he'll win by a mile. His luck will strike in the last HOH and bye bye to the Dr. George sealed his fate. With Boogie in Final two George is sure to win that's my prediction of how this will end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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