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  1. 1:56 AM BBT: Everyone sound asleep again. 1:51 AM BBT: Sarah goes upstairs to bed, Bruno lays down in the Bath for a few minutes breathing so heavily you would think he had run a mile. We get FotH for cams 1 and 2, and Bruno being very uncomfortable getting into bed on 3 and 4. 1:42 AM BBT: Bruno is PUSHING Sarah that she HAS to keep Bobby. He loves Britt, but its better for their game if Bobby stays and fights with them. Bruno says she (Sarah) has them (Bobby and Bruno) 1000% if she will keep him and vote out Britt. Sarah says Bobby has your back, but Britt has mine. Sarah says let me talk to Willow and Bobby, Bruno says please don't let Britt know, "I love Britt" . Sarah says Godfrey might be blowing smoke up your ass. Bruno says its ok to for her to talk to Willow after he does the math and realizes he NEEDS her vote to keep Bobby. 1:38 AM BBT: Bruno is not so sure about Willow, Sarah is not trying to talk him out of not trusting Willow, he is trying to tell Sarah that Bobby is a better person to keep than Brittnee. Bruno is being very careful about what he says. Sarah says if they keep Bobby, then Bobby is going to get with Bruno, Bobby, and Godfrey and vote as a block, possibly AGAINST Sarah. Bruno is saying he (Bobby) is a "sheild" against either of them going home. 1:33 AM BBT: Sarah is telling Bruno that they have NO chance with the showmances. I think she is being honest with him. She says the "girlfirends" (Pili and Ash) are dead loyal to the guys. Bruno says they "need to start making moves" Sarah says she is talking "real" to him. 1:25 AM BBT: Sarah brings up again the fact that she has heard that Bruno told the show-mances that the girls (Britt, Sarah and Willow) are a threat and they need to vote out Britt. Bruno was saying no way he didn't say that when we went to FotH. 1:22 AM BBT Looks like Bruno can't sleep, working out in his head if Bobby goes home how things will work out for him. Sarah is up now talking to Bruno, he is saying its ok if Bobby goes, but they (Bruno and Sarah) need to stay together.
  2. 11:53 PM BBT: Zach says well, they were going have to turn on Bobby and Bruno its just sooner than they thought, maybe Kevin or Pili could have done it for them. Ash says a little earlier than they thought. Zach says Bobby looks bad because of the little Veto lie. Zach says he thinks Bobby just kinda panicked. Ash said it was "broken hanger" he was trying to pull off as a Veto. Zach says "bedtime, and good chat". Zach asks Ash again where the Pacific ocean is on the west of the east. She says I'm not dumb. Zach says when you apply yourself you are smart. 11:52 PM BBT: Zach gives Ash the population of India and China in the billions (he is correct) and he wants to go to Japan and travel. She asks why he doesn't go, he says because of time and money. Ash thinks Bali and Australia would be great. 11:40 PM BBT: Ash also thinks the South Pole is HOT because its opposite of the North Pole where Santa lives. She is discussing Santa Monica now where she would like to live. Zach thinks you can't live in California unless you are someone. He says he wants to be from the prairies. He thinks the US has a couple hundred million in population, he is right 300m. He also thinks Canada has about 30m his is right. 11:34 PM BBT: Zach is amazed at how bad Ashliegh's geographical knowledge is. She can't name any Canadian capital provinces. He is explaining that she lives in the West (Alberta). He is being very patient with her. Explaining that the west coast does not mean ACTUALLY at the ocean on the west. She also has no idea which is the Pacific ocean or the Atlantic ocean. 11:31 PM BBT: Zach and Ash are the only conversation happening. Cam's 3 and 4 are on sleeping houseguest. Zach is saying he is going next, and Ash is trying to talk him down. 11:27 PM BBT: Zach and Ash discuss how many times a day they lie. And a white lie vs. a black lie. Zach thinks in this house he is telling at least 100 lies per day, he suggests they tell the entire truth for whole day tomorrow. Ash says NO WAY. Lets not do that. Ash still feel a tiny bit safe. Zach says its because he is going home first and not her. 11:17 PM BBT: Ash says she thinks from what Sarah said, the house will go after Kevin and Pillar before they go after Zach and Ashleigh [good job steering the convo Sarah]. Zach says he thinks Sarah is closer to Kevin than him. Ash doesn't think Sarah and Kevin are ever together. 11:13 PM BBT: Ashleigh says "Wool and Fool" do not rhyme. He is complaining about something that shrunk. Zach says that is only one reason he needs a girlfriend. Zach says "Everyone is going after the couples if they don't win" "If the next HOH doesn't strike at us they are idiots" Ash says "don't say that!" Zach says our only chance was having Godfrey going this week and having Bobby and Bruno for a few more weeks. "If anyone other than us doesn't win next week..." Ash says "you will eat your shorts." 11:06 PM BBT: Ashleigh and Zach discuss shrinking clothes in the laundry as Pili sits in the HOH bed alone waiting for Kevin. [god bless her for not speaking~DC] 10:59 PM BBT: Pillar is washing Kevin in the HOH bathroom. Ash, Sarah and Zach are brushing teeth and getting ready for bed. They act like Bobby's fate is sealed. No one is talking about voting for Brittnee. Zach is popping pimples in the mirror... does Mr. Canada really have zits? 10:54 PM BBT: Sarah says she loved Zach and Kevin in the French Maid outfits, and would have created alot more work, but with them in heels, she felt bad for them. BB has convinced them it is 11:45 PM instead of 10:45pm. Some people are giving kisses goodnight. 10:42 PM BBT: Sarah, Ash and Zach are talking smack about Bruno. Zach says you have to remember all this next week when Bruno tries to convince you to come after the couples. Sarah says the only reason Bruno wants her is because he is going to need the girls to vote out the couples. [sarah is making herself the indispensable vote]. 10:35 PM BBT: Bruno and Brittnee continue to chat from separate beds , while Bobby walks in to say goodnight. Britt asks him when he is actually going to cuddle Bobby says "Well it doesn't look like that is going to happen" He picks up Godfrey and they leave the bedroom. Bruno is hearing Brittnee repeat what he said to Kevin (these three girls are tight) and Bruno says "don't listen to any of that shit". Britt says Kevin is keeping Godfrey because he is going after Zach and can do the dirty work. Bruno is still saying "I haven't even spoken to Kevin in 46 days" and of course I didn't say that. [of course Bruno DID say that~DC] 10:30 PM BBT: Bruno is saying to Britt in the bedroom, "don't worry, the boys are going to take out the boys and you girls are going to be left standing" Brittnee is not very comfortable about this conversation. Ash, Zach and Sarah are talking in the BY. Sarah asks if Ash and Zach are going to keep Bobby because Bruno is campaigning hard for him stay. Sarah says Bruno asked her for a vote to keep Bruno. Sarah says Bruno told her that she will need him for comps against the two showmances. 10:20 PM BBT: Kevin now says to Pillar how great it is to work with Ash and Zach. Pili says she does not think Sarah would go after either of them, evin says Sarah thinks the world of you (meaning Pillar). Bruno is telling Britt in the BR that Godfrey probably made a deal with Kevin saying he is going after Zach. That's why he didn't go up as a replacement. 10:12 PM BBT: Ashleigh and Zach discuss dropping Kevin and Pili as team mates in the BY on work out bench. Kevin and Pili discuss who Sarah does and doesn't like, Kevin says "she likes US specifically, but she hates Bobby" Kevin says Sarah and Brittnee are a pair, but their game perspective is very opposite.
  3. 11:56 PM BBT: Bruno is getting a "gem" lesson from Sarah, on what each one is called and what it's supposed to do (calming, luck, etc.). The maids and the maids girl friends have all crashed in the BY for a break. Kevin still thinks if they can clean enough the costumes will come off. Bruno and Willow are giving each other an update on the couples. 11:50 PM BBT: Pili is relating the conversation she had with Sarah earlier when Sarah asked her who it would hurt Pili worse to see go home Ashleigh or Kevin, Pili said Kevin. Ashleigh didn't seem too put out about it. Willow is doing any needed damage control. Bruno has gotten out of bed. That leaves only Britt, Bobby, and Godfrey actually in bed. Kevin took a huge fall down the stairs from the KT to the BY. He laughing and says he is fine. 11:45 PM BBT: Willow, Pili and Ashleigh are talking about Sarah and who she trusts. Zach and Kevin can barely stand up in their heels anymore, they are using their hands and arms to drag themselves along the counters and stair rails. Zach says he is only walking on his ankle bones now to get anywhere. They are however STILL cleaning. 11:37 PM BBT: Kevin was changing every ones batteries when we went to FotH. This one is a little longer than usual. Maybe Kevin and Zach are being let out their maid outfits? Even the HG's don't know when they will be done with them. 11:30 PM BBT: Pili and Kevin are discussing who they want to go home, and if he is using the Veto. The camera keeps fading in and out. It sounds like Kevin is saying he is going to use the Veto on Bobby and put up Willow, at the moment. 11:20 PM BBT: Kevin and Pili in the KT BARELY awake, he is trying to clean as much as possible hoping he can get out of the maid costume, so they can go to bed together. Godfrey, Britt and Bruno talking about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight and money and betting in detail. Sarah and Willow still rehashing every game move since the first night. 11:10 PM BBT: Game talk between Bruno and Brittnee dies out as Godfrey comes into the bedroom. Willow and Sarah are still coming up with wild strategies, pie in the sky plans how to get Pili, Kevin and Zach all on the block at once. Now they are saying they should not act so close anymore, they are planning a fake fight. 11:02 PM BBT: Bruno and Brittnee talking in the bedroom, he says he could go toe to toe with Zach but not with the cast on his hand. He tells her that he has her back and Kevin, Zach and Pili are his first targets. Sarah and Willow still rehashing the days conversations. 10:57 PM BBT: Sarah and Willow talk about if any of their campaigning worked today or if one the them is still going up if Kevin uses the Veto. They think it all hinges on Bruno and if he is telling the truth. Zach and Ashleigh are half asleep in the hammock. 10:51 PM BBT: Kevin is wondering if he and Zach have not cleaned the house to BB standards and that is why they are still in their costumes. Bruno has given up and is going to bed. Bobby is going down. Sarah is going out to smoke before bedtime, Willow is going with her. 10:46 PM BBT: Zach puts his high heels back on, goes out to hammock, covers up in a blanket and is taking a little cat nap. Everyone in the KT is betting Willow to eat crusty left out slop for $2. She did it. Lots of staring off into space from our tired HG's. 10:45 PM BBT: Kevin finally comes down for some wings. Sarah and Ashleigh try on Kevin and Zach's high heels from the maid outfits. Sarah gets called to the DR. Everybody looks extra tired tonight. Brittnee has decided to go to bed, I think Pili and Bobby are not far behind. 10:30 PM BBT: Everyone except Kevin is in the KT eating buffalo wings. I believe Kevin is stuck as the upstairs maid. Part of winning the Veto comp we are guessing. Just general chit chat. 10:25 PM BBT: Zach is serving the food in the KT as part of his maid duties, and is a HN and can't eat anyone of it. Godfrey is explaining how to eat the cartilage on the end of the chicken bone. Ashleigh is amazed. Bruno, Willow, Sarah, and Brittnee are in the BY discussing voted out HG's game play. They are using some pretty color terminology. 10:15 PM BBT: Zach, Ashleigh, and Pilar are just laying around the couches talking about being tired. Zach is talking about being a HN, and being hungry. HG's in the BY are talking about previous BB houseguests, and how their pictures compare to them. 10:10 PM BBT: Willow, Bruno and Bobby are talking some "perfect" game move in the BY, but the camera didn't tune in time to find out what game move. Bobby maybe passed out on the couch. Brittnee and Sarah walk outside and the conversation turns general. 10:05 PM BBT: Zach sits in the KT watching the food, while Willow, Godfrey, Brittnee and Bobby play ball in the LR. 10:00 PM BBT: Ashleigh just sells out everything Sarah said to her to Zach. Bruno comes into the HOH bathroom with Ash and Zach and they all agree, those 3 girls (Britt, Sarah, and Willow) are working together to get the boys out of the house. 9:55 PM BBT: Kevin and Bruno and talking about Sarah being very manipulative and wanting to drive a wedge between the guys. Both Kevin and Bruno say they are not falling for it. Kevin is taking off one high heel and rubbing his foot. Sarah sits down with Pili to discuss how Pili would want to leave first, Ashleigh or Kevin. Pili says it's impossible to answer. 9:45 PM BBT Ash and Sarah still talking about how much they can't always trust Pili because she is playing the game for Kevin and not herself. They also are worried about a double elimination is coming (it's actually a triple). Ash thinks Willow is super loyal to Zach. Zach is sitting at the KT table looking like he is in alot of pain from the shoes and very tired from all the extra work. Someone mentioned the Veto punishments should be over soon since its been over 12 hours. 9:40 PM BBT Ashleigh and Sarah talking in the bedroom about having each other's backs. Zach is still the downstairs maid and has to get the food out of storage and change the laundry, Kevin is upstairs cleaning bedrooms and bathrooms.
  4. WOW! It's as if I didn't miss a thing when I couldn't watch the show tonight!! Thanks Cassandra
  5. Sunday afternoon, Fox announced that it has cancelled its Jon De Mol social experiment Utopia. The live feeds have been cut off, the Pioneers sent home and Friday was the last episode. The show, scheduled to run 12 months and which featured no competitions, no winners or losers and no prizes was plagued by low ratings from the start. Ratings were so slow for last Friday's episode, and despite the recent rule changes, this failed experiment could not be saved. A special Morty's TV thank you to Dawn for her dedicated coverage of this show for the last two months. You can read all her great coverage at the links below, or check out our Utopia Forum on the Morty's TV Fan Forums. In the meantime, we'll try to keep track of the pioneers and provide post-Utopia updates as possible.
  6. DawnMarie

    Utopia Recap: 2014-10-31

    Utopia Friday, October 31st, 2014 **Note: Because Utopia was preempted last Friday, some of this recap information is not new to you, but it IS the first time we get to talk about the mass exodus of pioneers. Enjoy!** This Time And then there were 12. We get to see three Utopians walk through the gate never to return. A very "G" rated Halloween party was really XXX. Aaron says his "mission in Utopia is done" don't believe everything you see on TV. Amanda's sisters visit and Bella fights about what else? Food. Two weeks without a food fight, I know you missed it, don't lie. The Government Loves Me, It Loves Me Not Bri's turn at governing what not really a Government, a lot of them lately have been platforms to yak about how they feel, not set up rules or a foundation to live by. One of Cal's and Rob's biggest beefs lately has been that Utopia needs a mission statement, essentially goals to (not) live up to. Bri did a mental acrobatic flip-flop as she went from a totalitarian dictatorship (because remember she said Hitler may have gotten it right) to something called Love, Unity and Community. It almost ties your brain in a knot doesn't it? In any case, the general gist was to hug your neighbor I think, everyone does their best impression of a sloth and gets the hugging done. Mission Accomplished! The Ghosts of Utopia The live feeders have taken up residence in Utopia but, instead of an unseen, unfelt presence, we have finally graduated to Poltergeist status. WE now choose which three Utopians will be put up for replacement (see the new rules), we also choose which pioneer is the most productive and conducive to Utopia's success and reward that person with gifts. The pioneers still get to choose who to ultimately send packing, but giving us a chance to be involved and squash the cliquish behavior like an unwanted bug has been incredibly good fun. The fact that we get to do this EVER TWO WEEKS is even more satisfying. So if you are still not a "passport holder", that's a fancy way of saying you signed up on Utopia's website, you should do it now and get to bug squashin' and head patting, its free and comes with two camera views. (Also, they don't spam you, thank God) The Everlasting Gobstopper Food Fight Maybe you can help me out here, I know you come here for the latest information, but Bella's organic food situation has me at a loss. Bella has brought in, to date, about $5,000. That is 20% to her personally and 80% to the group fund. If Bella wants $125 a week in organic food purchases, why can't she just pay for it herself? She seems to be asking the group for $125 out of the group money for her food and taking the 20% from her painting business on top of that. I am not sure why this turns into a fight every week when she tries to put in a food order. They each have individual debt cards now, if she can afford it great, if she can't ::shrug:: she eats leaves and dandelions all the time anyway, not sure why this fight keeps happening. This scene was typical of all the another food fight melt downs only this one had chocolate on top! Mike wigged-out on Bella saying he "only gets $52 a month" for extras, and she wants over $400!! He then takes the dark chocolate bar Bella bought for a snack (anti-oxidants and all that you know), smashes it on the table, ate pieces off the floor, went around giving out pieces to everyone that wanted some and was generally being a big baby. He and Aaron specifically went after Bella (not seen on TV) telling her "ten days Bella, just ten days and you are gone" it was pretty ugly, and made for hysterical viewing online. The Cool Kids Club has been terrorizing Bella publicly and Nikki privately on and off since the beginning, telling Bella that her days are numbered. They have stolen her art, pushed her buttons (and she has alot of them) and have just been generally smug about them being in control. Problem is VIEWTOPIANS took over!!! It's not Bella that's likely to be put on the chopping block this week. The Very Adult Halloween Party ("Not" As Seen on TV) I'm not sure how to tell you all this, but people had sex. Many people had many kinds of different sex. Instead of gory details, let's just say at least half of our Utopians had a happy ending. Josh had a threesome in the bushes, Mike got lucky with Melissa (the fan girl) in the love shack. Chris was more discreet, but admitted to some action. Taylor and Hex hooked up, and Dedeker and Jake (the BeeKeeper) also sweated it up in a teepee/fort looking thing Cal built for women on their periods. Don't ask me, I was ick-ed out with just that little bit of info about the place. We saw an online friend of Utopia @bunnylovins show up with her husband dressed as "mootopians", very cute onsie cow costumes. They kindly left them for Nikki and Amanda to wear, keeping them warm and adorable for the whole winter we hope! They also hired a band that turned out to be impossibly cool and kept the party alive with cover tunes, but it turned out their own music was even better. Check them out Mursic. I'm not into giving shout outs, so don't ask, but the mootopians and the band just couldn't be ignored! Utopia Experiences Colony Collapse After Josh reads the letter delivered by production telling the Utopians the online viewers were now in control, the reactions were priceless. The Cool Kids were angry and distraught, (hmmm, I wonder why) everyone else seemed to find the new rules good, great or really interesting. Hex thinks because she is not a "girly-girl" she will be nominated, but Bella thinks "it will take away from tearing people down and turn it into supporting each other more". She also said "people on the outside, namely us, "see what they don't". Yes, yes we do. Josh thinks it's not about the most work, it's about contributing in a positive way. Cal readily agrees. Rob says "up to today we were going to bounce Bella's big butt right out the gate", now he thinks he is going up for replacement. Dedeker and Kristen think it's about being seen getting up early and going to work. Ernesto and Josh have it figured out, if you're a jerk, American is going to call you out on it. Aaron thinks "it won't be about who works the hardest, it will be 'I don't like you' because they saw me and Rob attacking Bella". Right on Aaron! (btw Aaron thinks it will be Bella and Josh up for replacement, delusional much?) Live viewers are a little drunk with so much power, makes you wonder if we are going to turn into power hungry monsters every two weeks and start demanding a cut of the group fund! After Amanda (yes, we noticed Rob is no longer the spokesman of Utopia, hmmm) announces that Aaron, Bri and Rob are nominated for replacement the group goes their separate ways. Bri sits down with Rob under a tree and wonders why America has chosen her twice now. Bri says "If you can't even have love, what is the point of this?" "**Sigh**... Whatever... I'm going home." AND SHE DOES!! She got right up, walked straight to the gate and was gone, POOF! That was no TV editing trick, that is exactly how it went down. Chris packed up her things and wrote her a letter. We hope it started out with "I know I was a complete jerk and treated you like crap...". Next we have Mike. While the kids Halloween party (for Charity) was going on the day after the x-rated adult party, Mike got some information from production. They told him his father had called, something was wrong with his mother and he had to get home immediately, production had a ticket waiting for him. While we find out later it was not life threatening, we wish Mike and his family all the best of luck during this time. Mike will NOT be returning to Utopia. Conspiracy theorists WARP 10! Time to Play: Beg For Your Life I have to admit, I hate this part of the process, bringing people in to beg to stay in any reality show is usually pretty uncomfortable. That being said, here is how it went down. Aaron said "I have not been the nicest guy and I have been pretty unapproachable", but his mission is not done. This is exactly the opposite of what he really said. He said he thinks he IS done in Utopia, and that Rob is the better person to stay. I am not quite sure why Fox choose to edit his speech that way, because the Utopians used Aaron's speech for discussion on who to vote out many, many time. (See the full vote here). Rob says he has been in a funk since Jess left but he thinks Utopia can really be something and he wants to be a part of it. Here are the results. For Aaron to Leave Nikki - She was going to vote for Rob, but Aaron says he is done Cal - Ditto to what Nikki said, Aaron says he is done and Rob wants to stay Josh - Rob has something to add to the community Taylor - Aaron says he is done Amanda - Rob wants to find a purpose, Aaron says he is done Hex - Rob is my BFF For Rob to Leave Kristen - She still has things to learn from Aaron Ernesto - Mumble, mumble Rob should leave Bella - She has hope for Aaron who wants to change Chris - Rob threatened to walk out on us Dedeker - The right choice is not the one I want That made it six for Aaron to leave and five for Rob. At the last minute when the hands were raised and discussion was closed, Josh changed his vote and Rob was sent home to Jess. Taylor and Hex completely broke down, Taylor hitting things and Hex just sobbing uncontrollably. Rob said "don't be sad, I'm going to see Jess" Side Show Freaks & House Keeping Amanda has a twin sister! Her name is Amy. Amy and Amanda's older sister Alex came to visit and half the people online and in Utopia wanted them to stay forever. Hex, Taylor and Cal all got letters from home. Well, Cal got a letter from his commune in Oregon. He invited Bri to the commune before she walked out and Chris who doesn't care what Bri does at all, was so jealous he wanted to kick Call's ass. We saw Jake and Mike get in to it this episode, here is the full ridiculousness of it we covered in last week's recap. Mike vs Jake the Beekeeper Part1, and Part2. Aaron's emergency room visit for the attack of the ear plug turned out to be nothing. He claimed he may have ruptured his ear drum taking his ear plug out too fast. But Fox didn't even see fit to cover it. Maybe Aaron just needed a mid-day outing in an ambulance. Josh is exempt from replacement this voting cycle, but we can talk about that later. Next Time We already have two new Utopians (whom I secretly love so far), James and Jeremy. Jeremy brought tractor parts with him and his mission is to get the damn thing running. James I think brought hair dye and is re-making Bella. I can't wait! The voting is now open to kill off yet another three pioneers, you can only vote once, so make it count! That's it fans and hate-watchers. Let us know if you have any questions, and leave us any comments you are dying to make.
  7. On 9/10/14 Pastor Jon left Utopia for medical reasons. While playing baseball he broken his thumb. Although at first not thought to be a problem it turned out he needed surgery and two screws to hold a bone in his thumb in place for about 6 weeks. The screws would be OUTSIDE the skin and drilled into the bone, so it was determined he was not going to be able to keep it clean or immobile for long enough to heal properly. Pastor Jon was later called back to the farm in order to marry Rob and his long time fiance Jess. While there, he also baptized Kristen.
  8. DawnMarie

    Departed: DAVE Arr: 8/20/14 - Dep: 9/5/14 TWITTER @5thAveDave

    On the evening of 9/5/14 Dave decided it was better to leave Utopia immediately before he hurt someone. He packed his box and walked out the gate. The following Sunday he was allowed back in the farm to be baptized by Pastor Jon. We have since heard that he has moved to Pastor Jon's state and is doing well.
  9. DawnMarie

    Banished: RED Arr: 8/20/14 - Ban: 9/30/14 TWITTER @RedAihooooo

    In a vote between Bell and Red who were nominated by the Utopians, and Bri who was nominated by the online viewers, Red stepped up and out. He choose to leave Utopia before the vote and spare the two girls.
  10. DawnMarie

    Banished: ROB Arr: 8/20/14 - Ban: 10/27/14 @Hospidor

    Rob was voted out after online viewers voted for Bri (who walked out) Aaron and Rob as "Outcasts". In a vote of 6/5 with Josh being the deciding vote, Rob was Banished.
  11. Name: Rob Vitals: 38, Married to Jessica in Utopia Habitat of Origin: JERSEY Occupation: Security programmer Skillset: Survival training, hunting, fishing, camping, complaining Zodiac Sign: Taurus Expressed In Emojis: Gun, American flag, beer glasses, explosion Most Likely To: Bleed red, white, and blue when someone punches him out Natural Enemies: Humans Rob’s Utopia: An entire army of Rob clones gleefully helping him dig his own grave “I’m a Goddamn patriot,” says proud Jersey son Rob, who’s excited to represent “the real ‘Merica” in a Utopia he suspects will be filled with “liberals, hippies, kumbayahs, and hairy-legged broads.” Good luck, bro!
  12. Name: Jeremy Vitals: 37, married Habitat of Origin: Lansing, Michigan Occupation: Self-proclaimed "turd-herder" (owns a local plumbing company) Skillset: Military background, hunting, fishing, impersonating ZZ Top Zodiac Sign: Taurus Expressed In Emojis: American flag, cup of tea, party hat Most Likely To: Bond with Bella about the apocalypse for at least a few seconds (before she gets offended) Natural Enemies: Quitters, liberals, computers Jeremy's Utopia: Not having to answer the phone for a whole year Armed with his Bible, a set of knives, and a willingness to hug, the self-proclaimed next leader of Utopia can't fail. But will Utopia fail him? If the Tea Party supporter and medical marijuana enthusiast dislikes “living in a politically charged climate of dismay” on the outside, just imagine how he’ll react to Utopia’s governmentally challenged petri dish of ennui.
  13. Name: James Vitals: 47, in a committed relationship Habitat of Origin: Louisiana, "in the buckle of the Bible belt" Occupation: Cosmetologist and hairdresser Skillset: Cooking, gardening, draping himself in feathers, earning tips Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Expressed In Emojis: Seedling, lipstick, gigantic gem Most Likely To: Take over the kitchen with flair Natural Enemies: Organized religion James' Utopia: Makeover madness! “Just because you’re in the wilderness doesn’t mean you have to look like it,” he says. The part-time drag queen longs to be part of the entire community, not just the gay community. “I’m still a red-blooded man… who looks fabulous in five-inch heels,” says the certified colorist who grows his own herbs. “I can cook anything,” he says. “If we have a ditch, we can eat.” Pour some online groceries into that ditch and this diva could be unstoppable.
  14. DawnMarie

    Utopia Recap: 2014-10-24

    Utopia Friday, October 24th, 2014 **Note: Utopia is preempted tonight by the world series. That is technically reality TV too, but it's not our much needed fix of lame food drama, bad decision making, and back-stabbing. We are going to give you a recap on this week's events to help keep you informed and addicted while Utopia is on hiatus. We've thrown in a few more video links than usual to help you forget about the missing episode. Enjoy!** This Time We have the juiciest update of the whole season so far!! (no, the show isn't canceled) but production seems to be just as disgusted as we all are about the pioneers squandering this opportunity at a new society and has stripped them of their rights to nominate anyone for eviction and given the power to the live feeders! So I guess Operation "Rattle Nikki" just went down the crapper, and so did the CKC (the Cool Kids Club, aka The Utopian Mafia). Here are the new voting rules. Let's Talk About the Cool Kids Behind Their Backs ...And in the beginning there was Aaron and Kristen. They decided (for no discernible reason)it was them against the rest of Utopia, and that was the snake in Utopia's garden. Some of the Utopian weekend visitors snitched on them to the other pioneers, and thus was the hate between Nikki and Aaron born. Mike, Aaron and Kristen wanted Nikki out on the first vote, but figured out they didn't have the votes to git 'er done. Since then Mike, Aaron and Kristen have hooked up with Rob and Taylor. They have all turned to the dark side. Operation Rattle Nikki was meant to upset her so she would have a verbal altercation with someone, or just blow up in general and our dark lords of dystopia could use her actions to get her up as a nominee for eviction. We pretty much knew Aaron, Kristen and Mike (Mr. & Mrs. Shady and their shyster lawyer) started out on the dark side, (although you have to admit, Mike hid it pretty well in the beginning)but how in the world did Rob and Taylor end up being seduced by the dark arts? I blame it all on Red. The minute he passed through the gate whatever mean, nasty, aggressive, foul, festering spirit left his body and took up residence in Rob's. We saw Rob go from being a calm, thoughtful, goal oriented leader to a dish/cutlery throwing, art stealing, foul mouthed, misogynistic, fit throwing douche bag. Rob managed to suck Taylor into the group even when Aaron couldn't do it with the lure of extra food and liquor. When Rob went bad, he went real, real bad. Aaron has been relieved of his "Chef" status since Tuesday the 21st and Nikki and Cal have been killing it in the kitchen! Full breakfasts and dinners with plenty for all. It's only supposed to be for a week, but Aaron is completely bent out of shape about it. He threw out a pea soup Cal and Nikki were cooking on the stove, and I mean threw it outside in the dirt (accidentally on purpose). He started an argument with Nikki over who was going to cook what with the 100 or so pumpkins Jake the bee keeper brought over, made some lovely comments like "I just don't like how late she serves it" "She doesn't give us options" "Her oatmeal tastes like snot" and "The kitchen is always a mess". He has a point about the kitchen, well the stove anyway, if the rumors of a maggot colony are true. (Pardon me while I puke.) He has also generally slept the day away rather than work in the garden like he said he would. Kristen got some strait talk from the online viewers who posted comments on her "blog". They were pretty direct, and while no one approves of personal attacks about her looks (who cares?) the rest were pretty on the money and instead of taking any of the advise or remarks to heart, she tried to tell herself and others it was from just one sad, lonely person. Many of the Utopians read the comments before production got involved and deleted everything and shut it down. But we all know, nothing ever goes away once its lose on the web. So if you want to read what she got hammered with here it is. Hex threatened to come to everyone's home (when she leaves Utopia)that left a comment and Rob wants us to fly to California and say that stuff to his face. But pay the $20 to get in first. Now we get to Mike. Mike had a complete and total meltdown this week. Mike in my opinion needed some thorazine. His breakup with Dedeker, which was all his idea by the way, has him unhinged. He threw the most massive, out of control, fit when Jake the bee keeper came by to drop off some honey and pumpkins. Mike shouted at him like a loon out on the dock and then started pumpkin chunkin all the gourds he could get his hands on. I think every Utopian on the farm at one point tried to calm him down, only problem is most of them laughed uncomfortably through the whole revolting scene. They seemed to think the best way to handle it was to make Mike feel like he was being funny. It wasn't funny, it was awkward in the extreme. I will give you the link to the shit-show because we have no episode to watch this week, but viewer discretion is advised for people sensitive to stupidity. Mike vs Jake the Beekeeper Part1, and Part2. Taylor I'm going to say is just misguided and hope that he isn't in too deep not to be able to get the stink of felonious bad behavior off of him with just a good bar of beeswax soap he can buy from Dedeker for $10. We're the Cool Kids Now By the time you read this, the voting for who you wanted booted out of Utopia will be closed, and the three people with the most votes will be up for elimination. Mike and Rob are both TRYING to get nominated and put out at this point because the payoff is about $10,000 when you leave, but only after one year or being voted off by the other pioneers. Slick huh? So look for them to go really big from now till the eviction on Halloween with the worst crap they can dream up. Before the announcement of the change in rules, several of our Dark Side pioneers were threatening others in the group with eviction. Rob and Aaron specifically threatened Bella with "10 more days and bye bye Bella". The Fox Utopian website itself said the producers had noticed this alarming trend. Now whether that means they decided it was time for some drastic action or just sped up the process of changing the voting no one is saying. I personally think this is a fantastic turn of events, no doubt it makes it seem like much more of a game show considering the next vote America has to make tomorrow (Saturday the 25th) will be who we think has done the MOST for Utopia and that person will receive immunity for the next vote and some type of gift/prize that the new prospective Utopians will bring in with them when they arrive. Confused yet? Our pioneers sure aren't I can tell you. The Cool Kid's Club doubled their work hours, apologized to whatever camera was closest and became fast friends with the people they were threatening just moments before the new rules were read. Chris becoming besties with Bella was hysterically funny to watch, but he has to keep his lip buttoned from now on or America may just nominate him for being a "big meanie". Of course this is true for all but Mike and Rob, remember, they want out, but they are only going out with the money, which means they have to be voted out. Clear as mud? Good. Side Show Freaks & House Keeping Bri must have found a stash Red forget to take with him because her blog of Oct 22nd tells us spring is almost over. Bri also tells Cal that Nikki is just not that into him when he comes to her for relationship advice. She does however think that Chris is ready to "pop the question" since they were talking about ring sizes the other day. Oh, I almost forgot, one of the cows peed in her eye the other day when she was milking it. You think that was payback for her starving them a few weeks ago? Hex and Taylor broke up last week, got back together within six hours, and now Taylor wants out again. I'm not sure if Hex really gives a flying fig at this point, but Kristen sure does if Taylor is going to be officially single. That ought to add another ring of hell in Utopia as you watch your recent lover crawl into bed with a new lover in a sleeping bag no more than 20 feet away from you and your now cold and empty sleeping bag. Bella is teaching herself how to use eBay and PayPal since Kristen won't teach her how to auction her paintings. If Bella sells her paintings, the CKC couldn't steal the profits for themselves, doesn't matter anymore however, because Bella ain't gonna be the one going home on All Hallows Eve thanks to the rules change, but Kristen might be. Don't worry about her though, she has everything covered "I can start a new company the second I walk out those doors, and just by attaching my name to it, it will be successful," she tells Aaron. Bella's latest estimate for the paintings up for auction was $2,700. Now that Fox has sped up the turnover rate in Utopia to every two weeks, (almost as fast as your nearest McDonald's) they are trying to keep some secrets for the episodes airing every Friday night so we have a lot more audio muting and highlight reels running. If you notice something is off, it's not you, it's them. Utopia is putting out something called a work log now. The idea is everyone is tracked and we get a daily report showing what type and how much work our pioneers are doing. Here is the report for Oct 22nd, before they found out about the rules change and here is the report for Oct 23rd. Some people made some huge changes for the better and some for the worse. Rob seems to have come "un-stuck" last night. He disappeared OFF the farm. Now, the rules don't allow you to come back if you leave Utopia willingly, but many people believe that Rob is pretty tight with production and gets some special treatment. Rob himself said he just had to leave and speak to some "other people". Problem is he was gone for the whole night and didn't show back up until around 10am this morning. While the Fox people are pretty diligently trying to keep us from hearing the pioneers talk about this event, it seems more than a little sketchy. We will keep you posted with any concrete info we get regarding Rob's AWOL adventure. Next Time Find out why Aaron went to the emergency room for something that happened with his ear plugs. I'm still trying to get an answer back from Fox if the pioneers qualify for Obamacare to cover all these ER visits. Find out who has switched sides and decided to come out of the darkness and into the light, well anytime there is a camera around anyway. Mama Bear Amanda had a little false alarm with some contractions a few nights ago. She isn't supposed to be due for another 30+ days, but babies don't care about Network Programming Schedules. That's it fans and hate-watchers. Let us know if you have any questions, and leave us any comments you are dying to make.
  15. DawnMarie

    VOTING: See who is Up, Out and In

    Friday 10/31 The vote is now OPEN for voting on who you want Recycled. http://tinyurl.com/q3hgqx2 Wednesday 10/29 We have two new Utopians!! James and Jeremy, I am not sure if the Utopians will be able to choose one between the two because they have lost three pioneers in the last 4 days, but stay tuned to find out. We have the new profiles up here. http://tinyurl.com/pehk383 Late Tuesday 10/28 Josh's prize for being the most productive Utopian by online vote was a bed. He decided to exchange the oversized full bed (mattress, box spring, and frame) for 15 twin size mattresses so ALL Utopians would have a bed. 5:00pm Monday 10/27 ROB is OUT!! The first conversation to "recycle" someone was 6/5 for Aaron getting the boot. When it came down to the actually vote, Josh changed his vote for Aaron to stay and Rob to go. Hex was inconsolable. 10:00pm Sunday 10/26 - So what will happen on Monday? With Mike and Bri already gone will the vote go on as scheduled? The amazing answer is yes! This is what people have always wanted from a reality show. We are in control and we should be very grateful for the opportunity Utopia is giving us, let's not let them down. No more cliquish groups running the show as if you were relieving some high school nightmare, this is a social experiment that all of a sudden just included US as viewers, we are now an integral part of the process. We not only get to show our disapproval for poor behavior, but reward those we find to be contributing to the whole fabric of this new society. They could easily have chosen to NOT hold the vote considering two Utopians have already left, but true to their word, Utopia will be holding a vote tomorrow, Monday 10/27, and either Aaron or Rob will be going home. 9:00pm 10/26 Jon Kroll, Executive Producer, has confirmed that Mike's mother does not have a life threatening situation. We are VERY please to hear it. We hope everything works out for Mike's family and he is able to decided if he wants to return to the show. 4:30pm 10/26 We have heard from the Utopians (Hex specifically) that the issue with Mike's mother is NOT life threatening. We hope that is true, and she seems to be explaining it to the other Utopians as if she was "informed" of this information, not just guessing about it. We here at Morty's wish Mike and his family the best of luck! 2:30pm 10/26 We have been told that Mike has a family emergency at home regarding his mother. His father called production and asked the Mike be sent home immediately. The question of his returning is up in the air, although Utopia has used the word "indefinitely". We will post more info as we receive it. Jon Kroll aka @hippykid an Executive Producer for Utopia tells us that the vote WILL be between Rob and Aaron. There was some concern the pioneers could "opt-out" and vote for Bri because she was still a nominee. Mr. Kroll cleared that up with a tweet saying either Aaron (Mr. Shady) or Rob (Robnoxious) will be leaving Utopia on Monday. All our pioneers currently believe that with Bri's unceremonious exit on Sat 10/25, that Rob and Aaron are safe. Rob started campaigning last night to Dedeker. He has since publicly announced to everyone that he WANTS to stay. This is quite a statement considering he took aside all his buddies privately and one by one explained his reasons for leaving and said his goodbyes. Maybe Rob has a sixth sense about the upcoming vote on Monday. Aaron on the other hand is still trying to get Nikki evicted. Huh? Was he mentally "out to lunch" during the meeting when Josh announced WE, the live feeders, are the only ones that can nominate a Utopian for elimination? Whatevs. He also sees no reason to campaign, he has never even considered being given the boot by his fellow pioneers. Some one get some coffee brewing so Aaron can smell it.
  16. DawnMarie

    Departed: MIKE Arr: 8/20/14 - Dep: 10/26/14 TWITTER @msqsp

    A family emergency has called Mike out of Utopia. His father called production and requested that Mike be sent home IMMEDIATELY for a matter regarding his mother. We have since found out his mother was not in life threatening danger, we still wish Mike and his family all the best. Mike will not be returning to Utopia. We will keep you updated as we learn more information.
  17. Name: Mike Vitals: 33, single Habitat of Origin: New York City Occupation: Associate attorney Skillset: Litigation, haircare, delusions of grandeur Zodiac Sign: Leo Expressed In Emojis: Shirt and tie, shooting star, two ballerina dancers Most Likely To: Try and line up 4-5 dates in the first week Natural Enemies: “Born again Christians, racists, fascists...pretty much anybody way on the left or way on the right” Behavioral Quirks: Gavel-wielding, fondling of own hair Mike’s Utopia: You must mean “Miketopia,” a metropolis teeming with pretty girls, hair salons, and a healthy supply of condoms. “My strengths are definitely in government, not in working,” says lawyer Mike, a serial dater who’s packing work boots… for some other Utopian to wear. “We have a much better chance of creating a society if I’m managing the rules.”
  18. DawnMarie

    Utopia Recap: 2014-09-23 (Tuesday)

    Thanks Phoebe!! It means alot, no one ever leaves a comment! lol. Hope we can chat more, looking forward to BBCanada.
  19. DawnMarie

    Utopia Recap: 2014-09-23 (Tuesday)

    Utopia Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014. This Time The Utopians are having a "Utopian Experience" for the general public, will more than just Ben show up? The saga of Bella's water filter continues, "Bris" is no more, and so is the money. Will our pioneers finally create a sustainable business or remain a circus side show? We get the answers to some of these questions tonight. Would You Like Your Water Filtered or Non-Filtered? Several days ago there was a delivery for Bella, a $170 water filter. Bella was bathing at the waterfall and the other Utopians decided it was too much money and she didn't have their permission to buy it anyway (yes, she did). They sent it back without ever telling her it had arrived. Mike has volunteered to explain it to her. He puts on a box with cut-outs as a helmet and another box as a shield. He tries his hand at olde English and explains that the water filtered has been returned from whence it came in a gathering of the pioneers. Bella is not impressed, she has just had a go-around with Aaron over whether menstrual pads are a personal expense or a regular grocery item. Now Mike is making fun of her water filter. She breaks down and tells them they are being "disrespectful and hurtful". The whole group stares at the ground as Bella walks off sobbing. Amanda speaks to the group explaining that Bella is weird, yes, but she "didn't deserve this, we agreed she could order the water filter, we just didn't want to pay for it when it arrived". Josh and Rob agree with Amanda and Josh spends some time with Aaron regarding his behavior toward Bella. As a group they all agree, it was the wrong thing to have done. Goddess' Go to Work After their brief foray into Anarchy, the group has moved on to the Women being in charge for several days. The men will go next. Bella organizes all the Utopians together and asks the men for their input about women being in charge. Most of the men are respectful and explain personally they know and love strong women. Aaron and Rob however are not so respective of the idea, both point out that it is a "fact" of life that women are hormonal, overly emotional, and can't make hard decisions. Rob closes with "it's fine, if they want to go with the Tampon Party they can, just don't go crazy". He adds that it will be a disaster. The women get together and make out a list of chores. They break them down into 3 categories, Major, Minor and Miscellaneous. The majors have pretty much worked themselves out based on everyone's various skill set, i.e. gardening, construction, electrical/plumbing, animal tech, etc. But the minors and miscellaneous are a type no one likes doing, dishes, trash and cleaning. Red especially doesn't like chores of any kind, he makes it known during the chores meeting the women call, all the chores are listed and their idea is to have people sign up for them, not just hand them out, or demand them to be done. Red has decided that the women are in charge so they can do all the chores. He wants no part of it, and he is not signing up for anything. On the first day of Womens Rule in Utopia, Bri decides she will just sleep through it. Everyone else is out and working well before 8am, while Bri snoozes in her new area of the barn after she and Chris decided it would be better if she moved out of his area. Red wants to handle the situation, again telling them he is the "old man of the group" and will speak to her like the child she is. Bella says "no, the women are in charge and we will handle it". That was the end of Red's sanity that was just barely hanging on by it's finger nails when the new rule had been announced. He starts screaming at Bella, it's nonsensical, and aggressive. He tears off the chore sheets from the refrigerator and rips them into pieces. Bella lets slip a little production info, she tells him he was "TOLD not to threaten people" he says he is not threatening people, he is going to stomp on her water filter when it gets there just like he stomped on the food when Dave and he didn't want Aaron ordering food for them. Nikki moves them away from each other, but nothing is solved. Hex and Dedeker talk to Red alone and discuss his behavior with positive, loving, comments. Red will take their compliments, but not their rule I suspect. Bri is brought into a similar conflict resolution meeting with all the people she wronged by not waking up and not taking care of the animals which is her Major responsibility. She seems determined to make good and is up bright and early the next morning in the animal paddock, seeing to the animals needs and reassuring the others she will get it together. Visitation It turns out the pioneers can receive visitors in jail Utopia! Once a month the group will nominate one person to have a visit from loved ones. Red nominates himself for the first visit. His wife and son, Jennifer and Jacob arrive at the gate and pure Kentucky catter'wallin commences. Red has found a way UNDER the barn and takes his lovely wife there as soon as possible, from the groans and moans we have a pretty good idea what's going on even without cameras. Jennifer and Jacob get a tour of Utopia, and tell the pioneers the story of when they met at a party, and Jennifer was under 16 at the time, but she knew what she wanted. A wonderful time is had by all and they are gone before nightfall. Red says he will have a smile on his face for a few days. A Day at the Country Fair The pioneers, with Kristen's help and the purchase of a used laptop for $450 begin to plan for the "Utopia Experience", this brings their total money left to a meager $1,300. There will be multiple things for people to do and purchase instead of just offering yoga. Although yoga will still be available, guided tours, archery, wine making, polyamory discussions, bootcamp, art, jewelry and goddess circle are all for sale in Utopia this time around, and with the help of the internet for marketing, people actually arrived. I would say the Utopians pulled in at least 20 people. They seems to be of all ages and several were live feed enthusiasts, including Ben, yes, our Ben, who should be the Utopian Mascot as far as I am concerned. There was also Kim, and Kim clued in a few people in Utopia to the double dealings of some of their pioneer buddies. Kim made it a point to tell Amanda privately that Kristine and Aaron were not to be trusted. Although this was not on the TV show, I expect we will hear more about Aaron and Kristen's nefarious dealings with the money and the grocery list in the future. At the closing of the weekend long "Utopia Experience" the group has made... drum roll please... $1,483!!! They end the weekend by presenting Bella with her water filter and ending the women's term in power. Next Time What will the men have up their sleeves for the governing of Utopia? Will Red "vote" Aaron off the island for his double dealing ways? And who is Ernesto? Not a new chicken I can tell you! Tune in next Friday September 25th at 7/8pm Pacfic time on CBS.
  20. At around Noon pacific time on Oct 25th, 2014, after she had been nominated by America (again) along with Aaron and Rob, Bri just walked down to the gate, opened it, and walked out. That was that. None of the other Utopians seemed surprised or concerned one way or the other.
  21. Name: Bri Vitals: 20, single Habitat of Origin: Westminster, CA Occupation: Veterinary aide Skillset: Farming, raising livestock, horseback riding, canning fruits and vegetables, building huts Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Expressed In Emojis: Horse, another horse, cocktail, horse Most Likely To: Build Utopia in the image of Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” video Natural Enemies: Anyone who gets between her and the BOYS Behavioral Quirks: Talking about humans like she isn’t one Bri’s Utopia: Bri nuzzling her horse on the cover of a supermarket paperback “It would be nice to be the prettiest girl in Utopia -- that way, I could have my pick of the men,” says the first generation Vietnamese-American free spirit, who’s passionate about animal rights and makin’ jam!
  22. New Nomination and Voting Rules for Utopia This happens every two weeks. Online viewers now have the power to choose all three of the Utopians who'll be shortlisted for replacement. We are instructed to vote for who we think has contributed the LEAST to society, but you can vote for whoever you hate the most if that's your deal. The newest member of Utopian society cannot be replaced. You can only vote for ONE Utopian to be "outcast". The three Utopians with the most votes against them will be shortlisted for replacement. After the outcasts/nominees are announced to the Utopians, the online viewers again get to vote, this time for the pioneer we think has contributed the MOST to the society, again, no need to tell you, you can vote for whoever you love the most if that's your deal. This person will receive immunity from the next replacement vote and will receive a "gift" from the online viewers. We will be able to choose from several options what we want to reward our "bestest" Utopian with. Within a few days two new prospective Utopians will arrive and one will be chosen by the pioneers to become part of the social experiment.
  23. Name: Josh Vitals: 36, long-distance relationship, father Habitat of Origin: Salt Lake City, UT Occupation: General contractor Skillset: Building, cooking, sewing, fishing, hunting, bragging Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Expressed In Emojis: Flexing arm, hazard sign (construction), hearts Most Likely To: Erect new structures Natural Enemies: Wet blankets who don’t want to hang in his “Love Shack” Behavioral Quirks: Flaunting his sexuality like a peacock in the wild Josh’s Utopia: Caligula’s Rome “You can’t build a house without a general contractor, and you can’t build Utopia without me,” says Josh the Builder, a self-proclaimed “sexy beast” excited to help other people (into bed) and model his vast collection of “banana hammocks.”
  24. Name: Hex Vitals: 25, single Habitat of Origin: Detroit, MI Occupation: Unemployed Skillset: Hunting, fishing, gathering Zodiac Sign: Aries Expressed In Emojis: COOL button, arrow-pierced heart, city at night Most Likely To: “Accidentally” shoot Jonathan with her bow and arrow Natural Enemies: Corporations, turtlenecks Behavioral Quirks: Piercing, unflinching honesty Hex’s Utopia: “There are three evils in the world: money, power, and religion,” says Hex. “My Utopia would have none.” Don’t call her Katniss. Sure, headstrong hunter Hex is six feet of “twisted steel and sex appeal,” but her primary game is to bring lessons from Utopia back to Detroit, her hometown.