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  1. 2:10PM BBT Jason, Alex and Paul are in the DBR counting barks. They disagree on whether it was 10 or 11 barks and 3 or 4 waaahs. 2:11PM BBT Something about a "Barnyard" said in backyard, then cuts to HoH Kevin, Josh, and Christmas talking about what was heard. Baby 3 cries, then dog barking Christmas thinks 15-20 barks. 17 minutes apart. They think this is prep for the HoH comp. 2:14PM BBT Josh tells Christmas, "Elena, Paul, extremely close..." then the camera cuts away.
  2. 10:24PM BBT Puppies. (looks like they're alternating between puppy and kitten rooms) 10:41PM BBT Feeds are back. Mark and Elena were nominated to be on the block next to Jess. 10:44PM BBT Josh in SR talking to Paul, Matt, Raven saying "I want her out" (talking about Elena)
  3. 10:15PM BBT Suspicious [or prompted by production for show - BBLurkerPlus], Elena checks the orange box to make sure production didn't double-neg her, and says, "Yep, that's legit" on seeing the pass she didn't choose in there.
  4. 4:42PM BBT Still lethargic puppies. 5:35PM BBT Slightly more active puppies. 6:54PM BBT Puppies are tired of waiting for the comp to be over and napping now.
  5. Oops...originally posted this in the before midnight one. 12:42AM BBT TV comes on in the living room and you hear "This is a BB Storm Watch Update" then the BB Storm Watch announcer says over the house PA "Everyone gather in the living room for important information and [unintelligible since raven starts maniacally laughing and shrieking]" 12:43AM BBT Jess and Cody filter into the LR last as Paul is saying "this is the best fucking comp ever..." then adds, "nobody's going to sleep today, motherfuckers!" Then Josh chimes in with a low energy "Fucking start the coffee..." [Josh was sleeping in the DBR when this first went off - BBLurkerPlus] 12:44AM BBT WBRB Fish. 12:45AM BBT Feed is back with "This is a BB Storm Watch Update!" blasting. The storms they're tracking have names and stats that correspond to evicted houseguests. The first two are Cameron and Jillian. Lots of stats, but more stats for Jillian than Cameron. After those two storms, the announcer says to stay tuned for more news. 12:46AM BBT Paul trots up stairs to the HOH and trips halfway up. Alex and Paul are in the HoH and immediately start Jedi training on the info they just got from the "news." Paul says there's no way this is a dud week. [If he burns the hex out, it's not a waste-BBLurkerPlus] 12:47AM BBT Alex, Mark, Paul, Josh, Jason, Kevin, Christmas, Matt, Raven, and Elena are all now in HoH studying out loud. Christmas apologizes for slurring saying she just took her pain meds. 12:47AM BBT Meanwhile, Cody and Jess are back in the dark trying to get to sleep. They don't need to study. She has the hex. the manic energy of the HoH is a stark contrast with Jess and Cody, lying still in bed in the RBR. 12:51AM BBT Cody and Jess are now bickering Matt and Elena style, in the dark. 12:52:50 AM BBT Jess tells Cody, "it feels like you're quitting." Cody does an involuntary but brilliant lying-down mini-Don Knotts neck move and says now she's making him unhappy. 1:07AM BBT Still studying in the HoH. Paul tells them it will be all night studying. Matt and Raven volunteer to make coffee for the group and head down to the KT. 1:10AM BBT Paul says, "Two nights of comps, back to back BB, how ruthless, you fucking dickheads." then "And you know why they did this? Because we were all exhausted, it was nuts and they said, 'fuck it, give em this comp.'" 1:12AM BBT Mark is called to the DR. 1:18AM BBT Paul walks to DBR and tries to eavesdrop on Elena, Cody and Jess in the RBR. Elena exits the RBR and Paul grabs some shorts so it looks like that's what he was doing in the DBR. 1:24AM BBT Elena and Paul talking in the HoH wash area. Elena explains that Cody wants to just quit and let himself be voted out so Jess can save the hex for herself later. She says Jess said Cody said he and Mark were not good for Jess and Elena's games and they should just leave because the two girls can go far. Paul's eyes light up and he says they need to convince Jess to let Cody be voted out, preserving her hex. Paul tells Elena, "so help me help you and let's try to make that happen this week." 1:40AM BBT Elena is sharing that she thinks Jess told her the Hex has a 3 week expiration, next week will be the last one. Paul asks Elena and Christmas to see if they can work her to the conclusion to let Cody go. Elena implies she's in a similar situation with Mark. 1:43AM BBT While their breakup is being plotted in the HoH, Cody and Jess are blissfully unaware, lightly making out occasionally in the RBR. 1:45AM BBT In HoH it sounds like Kevin is having a hard time with Operation Jess Olive Branch, recounting how Jess didn't associate with anyone in the house the first 14 days. 1:50AM BBT Just as Mark walks in HoH from DR, the next storm report comes on, calling everyone to the LR. Cody and Jess do not bother coming. 1:53AM BBT Storm watch updates Cameron, and name drops Ian, Steve, Glen from prior BB. Jillian is also updated. Then a TON of temperatures in various towns are run down that people will probably not remember. 1:55AM BBT The group filters back to the HoH to resume studying with the new information. 1:59AM BBT While the group is upstairs studying, Matt is in WA doing a "Just for Men" commercial in the mirror. 2:05AM BBT Jason is called to the DR and the HG in the HoH complain to BB that they're studying and Jason is on the block. Jason gets up and leaves. 2:07AM BBT Jason comes back. Everyone is surprised and asks what happened/what did they say, and Jason says "I can't talk about it" [in a "duh" tone of voice - BBLurkerPlus] then resumes studying with everyone. 2:14AM BBT WBRB Fish. (I'm out for the night)
  6. 12:42AM BBT TV comes on in the living room and you hear "This is a BB Storm Watch Update" then the BB Storm Watch announcer says over the house PA "Everyone gather in the living room for important information and [unintelligible since raven starts maniacally laughing and shrieking]" 12:43AM BBT Jess and Cody filter into the LR last as Paul is saying "this is the best fucking comp ever..." then adds, "nobody's going to sleep today, motherfuckers!" Then Josh chimes in with a low energy "Fucking start the coffee..." [Josh was sleeping in the DBR when this first went off - BBLurkerPlus] 12:44AM BBT WBRB Fish. 12:45AM BBT Feed is back with "This is a BB Storm Watch Update!" blasting. The storms they're tracking have names and stats that correspond to evicted houseguests. The first two are Cameron and Jillian. Lots of stats, but more stats for Jillian than Cameron. After those two storms, the announcer says to stay tuned for more news. 12:46AM BBT Paul trots up stairs to the HOH and trips halfway up. Alex and Paul are in the HoH and immediately start Jedi training on the info they just got from the "news." Paul says there's no way this is a dud week. [If he burns the hex out, it's not a waste-BBLurkerPlus] 12:47AM BBT Alex, Mark, Paul, Josh, Jason, Kevin, Christmas, Matt, Raven, and Elena are all now in HoH studying out loud. Christmas apologizes for slurring saying she just took her pain meds. 12:47AM BBT Meanwhile, Cody and Jess are back in the dark trying to get to sleep. They don't need to study. She has the hex. the manic energy of the HoH is a stark contrast with Jess and Cody, lying still in bed in the RBR. 12:51AM BBT Cody and Jess are now bickering Matt and Elena style, in the dark. 12:52:50 AM BBT Jess tells Cody, "it feels like you're quitting." Cody does an involuntary but brilliant lying-down mini-Don Knotts neck move and says now she's making him unhappy. 1:07AM BBT Still studying in the HoH. Paul tells them it will be all night studying. Matt and Raven volunteer to make coffee for the group and head down to the KT. 1:10AM BBT Paul says, "Two nights of comps, back to back BB, how ruthless, you fucking dickheads." then "And you know why they did this? Because we were all exhausted, it was nuts and they said, 'fuck it, give em this comp.'" 1:12AM BBT Mark is called to the DR. 1:18AM BBT Paul walks to DBR and tries to eavesdrop on Elena, Cody and Jess in the RBR. Elena exits the RBR and Paul grabs some shorts so it looks like that's what he was doing in the DBR. 1:24AM BBT Elena and Paul talking in the HoH wash area. Elena explains that Cody wants to just quit and let himself be voted out so Jess can save the hex for herself later. She says Jess said Cody said he and Mark were not good for Jess and Elena's games and they should just leave because the two girls can go far. Paul's eyes light up and he says they need to convince Jess to let Cody be voted out, preserving her hex. Paul tells Elena, "so help me help you and let's try to make that happen this week." 1:40AM BBT Elena is sharing that she thinks Jess told her the Hex has a 3 week expiration, next week will be the last one. Paul asks Elena and Christmas to see if they can work her to the conclusion to let Cody go. Elena implies she's in a similar situation with Mark. 1:43AM BBT While their breakup is being plotted in the HoH, Cody and Jess are blissfully unaware, lightly making out occasionally in the RBR. 1:45AM BBT In HoH it sounds like Kevin is having a hard time with Operation Jess Olive Branch, recounting how Jess didn't associate with anyone in the house the first 14 days. 1:50AM BBT Just as Mark walks in HoH from DR, the next storm report comes on, calling everyone to the LR. Cody and Jess do not bother coming. 1:53AM BBT Storm watch updates Cameron, and name drops Ian, Steve, Glen from prior BB. Jillian is also updated. Then a TON of temperatures in various towns are run down that people will probably not remember. 1:55AM BBT The group filters back to the HoH to resume studying with the new information. 1:59AM BBT While the group is upstairs studying, Matt is in WA doing a "Just for Men" commercial in the mirror. 2:05AM BBT Jason is called to the DR and the HG in the HoH complain to BB that they're studying and Jason is on the block. Jason gets up and leaves. 2:07AM BBT Jason comes back. Everyone is surprised and asks what happened/what did they say, and Jason says "I can't talk about it" [in a "duh" tone of voice - BBLurkerPlus] then resumes studying with everyone. 2:14AM BBT WBRB Fish. (I'm out for the night)
  7. 6:23PM BBT Noms for the block are happening.
  8. 2:39PM BBT Still dogs. The houseguests are clearly out at the Temptation comp, almost 3 hours now, so should be over soon. 3:52PM BBT Feeds are back. Mark won, seems like Jason lost, and it sounds like maybe Elena is a block pawn for Paul?
  9. 1:45AM BBT - 2:22AM BBT Mark and Elena are in the wave room to talk privately about their relationship and game issues. Not much talk from Elena who seems to be the one mainly pissed off, but Mark seems trying to talk it out. At about 2:00 Elena makes a pretty insincere apology and there's some more back and forth. 2:23AM BBT Mark gets called to the DR. He gets up to go see Elena in the WA first and give her a hug and kiss after their "talk". 2:24AM BBT Mark enters the DR, Elena goes to the RoseBR to go to bed. 2:42AM BBT Mark is out of the DR, goes to the bathroom, then goes upstairs to get a pillow off the couch outside HoH. 2:48AM BBT Mark is in HNBR with pillow getting in bed and Josh, Paul and Jason get restless and re-adjust their sleep positions a little. 2:50AM BBT Everyone seems to be down for the night.
  10. 3:04PM BBT Jess and Elena doing their toenails outside HoH. Jess asks Elena if everything is "solid still for tomorrow." Elena says "Mmm hmm", except the only thing she's heard about is Christmas telling her she was going to wait for Jess - then Elena adds, "like if you feel comfortable enough to let her" [not sure what this last part means - BBLurkerPlus]. Elena asks Jess if she's talked to Alex and Jason. Jess says she talked to Jason and he said that they were on board. Then Jess adds that she hasn't talked to Alex. Elena says it scares her because they still don't know who got the temptation and what it was nor what the curse is going to be. Jess says "mmm hmm" and plays dumb. Then Elena says she heard Paul speculating that the curse might be a competition where whoever does worst is out. 3:05PM BBT Jess comments that there's too many people in the house and she thinks they'll have a double eviction soon. Elena agrees and says "who are the next two?" because there are no super-obvious targets. Then she adds, "unless I'm the super-obvious target..." and Jess scoffs, "In which case you wouldn't know." 3:05PM BBT Meanwhile Paul, Raven, Christmas, Kevin, and Jason (who recently came in) are in the wave room. Paul is talking about how he wants to move to Prague where the loser in a street fight buys the beers and they have sex houses that are not considered weird...
  11. 1:22AM BBT Matt is moving in a way that suggests he clearly doesn't want to let Taco Tuesday go just yet. Raven is all about his enthusiasm. 1:24AM BBT Speaking of Raven. She definitely took shop in school because the girl can work a piston. Matt seems to be appreciative of her technique. 1:25AM BBT The undercover stroking hit a fevered pitch and Matt was whispering something barely audible [perhaps "I'm very excite!" - BBLurkerPlus] then Raven seems to have achieved the goal with Matt. 1:28AM BBT Heads pop out of the sheet cocoon. Matt seems to be laughing about something. Some light kissing. 1:31AM BBT Something going on under the covers, then a snapping sound and matt starts laughing. 1:34AM BBT Matt gets up to use the bathroom, passing Elena in the KT and Mark in the WA. Mark leaves WA as Matt comes in. 1:41AM BBT Matt is doing dishes and tidying up the KT, leaving the water running the whole time (while in the fridge, wiping the counter, etc). 1:44AM BBT Matt alternates cleaning dishes in front of the faucet with lifting his shirt and wiping below his belly button with water to clear away...residue. He does this a few times. 1:45AM BBT Matt does the "residue wipe" again below his belly button and doesn't wash his hands, grabbing a bowl that in the drying rack with the same hand and drying it with the towel. [Eww. - BBLurkerPlus] He finishes drying the dishes with the same hand, leaving a little bit of Matt on each "clean" dish he puts away. 1:48AM BBT Matt can't shake the sticky feeling and heads back to the WA to do a more complete washing of his below-belly-button area at the sink using water and the green towel. When done, he throws the green towel on the couch in the WA. 1:52AM BBT Matt back to washing dishes again in the KT. 2:01AM BBT Matt gathers up the KT garbage and heads to the SR. The camera zooms in on Raven's photo. 2:01AM BBT Matt drops off the garbage and is back picking at his belly button and feeling the area below it - STILL. 2:02AM BBT Matt gets back into bed with Raven. 2:17AM BBT Still some restlessness in the HN and Rose BR, but the house seems to be down for the night.
  12. 10:03PM BBT Cody and Jess scheming in the HoH room watching the spycam of the kitchen. Cody asks who Paul should be up against. Jess says Christmas, then they realize Paul will need to be backdoored, so Jess muses who should be up with Christmas. Cody snickers "Ramses" and Alex says she can't do that again to that kid. [Not realizing that he will probably be off the table when voted out this week. - BBLurkerPlus] Cody talks about Paul again, and Jess says get over it, she wants Alex out more. 10:05 Cody gets some caramel rice cakes and loudly begins noshing, offering Jess some, but she says she's okay. Meanwhile off the spycam Paul, Alex, Jason and Christmas are in the DBR plotting the vote for the elimination to make it unanimous. Paul says Jesus Christ can come down and tell him to change his vote and he's not having it. Alex exclaims "Done!" and the rest chime in. 10:15PM BBT Paul/Matt playing pool in BY. Raven, Kevin, Jason, Josh, Ramses, Alex in DBR. A number are getting ready for bed. Cody/Jess in HoH. Looks like Elena is on top of Mark making out in the far back corner of the BY on the Hammock. 10:16PM BBT Raven is making grilled cheese for herself and Matt in the KT while talking to Christmas. Cody is in KT taking meds or vitamins. Raven says she doesn't like when paul is a have-not because there's no Friendship toast. 10:21PM BBT The camera zooms in and Christmas is looking very rough. Cutting back on her pain meds seems to be wearing on her.
  13. 1:25AM BBT Kevin, Paul, Ramses in Den BR. Jason turns off lights in DenBR then goes to HNBR to join Josh. 1:26AM BBT All cameras change to HNBR. Josh and Jason talk for a few minutes in the dark, then settle down for bed. 1:34AM BBT All cameras still in HNBR [This drives me nuts - there are 4 cameras - spread them around, CBS! - BBLurkerPlus] Josh and Jason are now snoozing. 1:48AM BBT Someone wakes up at master control and finally puts two cameras on Cody and Jess in the HoH, still very much awake. 1:51AM BBT Jess makes fun of the black yoga pants Cody has. She says they're girls pants and he accidentally bought girls pants off Amazon. He swears they're not for girls. 1:53AM BBT Jess says it's okay if you want to dress like a girl, I accept you. 1:54AM BBT Jess still talking about the pants and saying that she was convinced that they were Alex's pants. 1:56AM BBT Jess strips the pants off Cody then throws them out the HoH door. 1:57AM BBT Lights out and bedtime in HoH. Cody and Jess just chatting, snuggling, light makeout and talking about how weird it is when the other couples in the house are affectionate. This lasts for about 15-20 mins on and off. 2:16AM BBT Cody burps loudly. Jess says he burps more than anyone she knows. He says he's just gassy. She tries to convince him to burp silently. He says he's not one of those losers who schools his burps. Still some occasional whispering in HoH bed, but seems like it for the night.
  14. 2:00AM BBT Ramses, Elena, Mark, Raven, and Matt are in WA talking. Matt leaves. 2:12AM BBT Elena leaves. Someone says PoV is in the morning. 2:21AM BBT Raven says good night and leaves. Ramses says he wonders what will happen tomorrow for the veto. General mildly paranoid chit-chat. 2:36AM BBT Ramses says he's gonna force himself to go to sleep as he exits the WA area. As he walks by the KT sink where Mark is standing, Mark blows out a bad one and Ramses complains. Mark said he held it the whole time they were talking in the WA - give him some credit. 2:46AM BBT Mark and Elena making out in WA. Elena goes to toilet and complains through the door that she has razor burn on her vagina. She then asks if he can hear her pee. Mark says "yeah" and Elena says she hates that he can hear. 2:50AM BBT Elena finishes in the WA and asks "can we go to bed?" Mark says yes. They head to KT. 2:52AM BBT Mark and Elena seem to be the only ones up, in the KT. Elena pours herself a giant 20oz+ glass of sugar-filled Apple juice and comments that she's surprised she's not losing weight given how little she's eating because the ants gross her out. They complain about too many "J" people in the house muddying the cup situation, then as she walks, likely irritating her razor burn, Elena exclaims "Ugh, my vagina - do not like" as they walk toward the KT table and then toward the contestant wall. 2:53AM BBT Mark says he doesn't like the way he looks in the black tank he has on [likely body dysmorphic disorder - he still sees his old, fat self - BBLurkerPlus]. Elena says her eyebrows are the only good thing about her. They head off to bed. 2:56AM BBT Elena and mark are in bed. Elena mumbles "I'm gonna take my panties off...don't look" 3:00AM BBT Camera 4 is totally dark, but someone is snoring, and Darth Vader may be hiding in the room, too. Visibility restored, and it's actually the Den Bedroom. Back in the Rose Bedroom, Mark and Elena kiss and fool around a bit on and off for the next 15-20 minutes before settling down for the night.
  15. 9:49PM BBT Matt, Mark, Raven, Paul, Christmas, Alex, Jason, and Jess in BY, transitioning from asking if Ramses eats ass (denied) to making sex jokes as Raven spreads her toes to show people the repair job they did. Matt does a respectable Borat mini-impression, "I'm very excite!" (9:49:36) 9:56PM BBT Jason, Jess, and Elena sitting on lounger (in that order). Elena is talking about farting. Asks Jason to join her, but Jason says he can't right now. Jess says she's gonna jet out of there if they start trumpeting. 9:58PM BBT Big brother calls Kevin to DR. Jess asks if Josh is suspended from playing pool, and Elena says she doesn't think so, but Mark should be too, though [maybe they got punished for this afternoon's liquids and condiment bro-down in the back yard?]. 9:59PM BBT Jason rips a huge fart. Jess freaks out and Elena covers her nose and mouth. Jess throws water at Jason, he returns the favor. Jess says, "You raped my nose and then got me wet!"
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